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| − | *'''January 23rd''': This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can [[Bart the General|General Bart]] get the adults to eat their collective shorts? | + | *'''October 31st 2024''': The game is no longer available on App Stores. The game will shutdown on January 24th 2025. |
| − | ::The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
| + | *'''September 26th 2024''': With the future saved, it looks like Springfield can finally settle down for a nice, relaxing fall. While it'll take a few weeks for everything to go back to whatever counts as normal, we're sure that the presence of time travelers and a possibly rogue AI won't cause any problems at all. Right? Right. We're totally fine. Really looking forward to a nice, relaxing fall. |
| − | :::From mutated animals to undead bodies to [[Death]] itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
| + | ::Find all about the final event in the {{TOCU|Taps}} update page! |
| − | ::::Unlock [[Wendell Borton|Wendell]] with the [[Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade|Zip Zap ‘Za]] pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
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| − | :::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these [[Flying Hellfish|Hellfish]] are ready to fight!
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| − | ::::::[[Moe's Express|Moe’s Express]], now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
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| − | :::::::For a man who dreamed of being a principal the current conflict is a chance to get his feet in the water! Recruit [[Seymour Skinner (The Principal and the Pauper)|Sgt. Skinner]] to join the fight!
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| − | ::You know the saying: one man’s trash is another man's junk fort. Play now to find out if the adults can protect their stinky Shangri La from the kids!
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| − | :::Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? [[Jeremy Jailbird]] is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight!
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| − | ::::Power your gas guzzler with some real, organic horsepower: get the [[The Outlands|Horse-Drawn SUV]] today! It’s 1 step forward and 2 hoofs back for transportation!
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| − | :::::Looks like this pacifier just stopped pacifying. Unlock [[The Outlands|Outlands Maggie]] and survive the wilds of Springfield.
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| − | ::Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. Except maybe a potluck. Play now to see if the adults and kids join forces against the ruffians!
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| − | :::Unlock the [[Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills]] today to see the swankier side of a dystopian wasteland. It’s 9021-Oh god what happened to civilization?!
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| − | ::::You’ve heard of the 21-gun salute? What about the baker’s dozen dirge? Unlock the [[The Simpsons Movie|Ruined Lard Lad]] in the prize track today and shed some sugary tears.
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| − | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | |
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