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Latest revision as of 18:00, October 22, 2024

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Topless Nudes
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Location Information
District: 433rd Street
Town: Capital City
Use: Strip club
Employees: Former: Seymour Skinner
First appearance: "The Principal and the Pauper"

Topless Nudes is a strip club located in the 433rd Street neighborhood of Capital City.

History[edit]

After the truth about Seymour Skinner's background was revealed, he briefly worked at Topless Nudes. His job was to advertise the club by standing outside wearing a sandwich board and calling out to passersby to try to get them to come in (in effect, acting as a barker). It is doubtful that Skinner was successful in the job, as instead of energetically calling out his patter as one might expect of a barker, he simply read his lines from a sheet of paper in his typical dry and bland style.

Skinner quit working at Topless Nudes after a group of Springfieldians (among them his mother) convinced him to return to Springfield Elementary School and be the principal again.

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