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*'''January 20th''': Head to Springfield's premier maximum-security weight loss spa where the workouts are as grueling as the food is gruel.
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*'''May 22nd''': Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
::If you want to hang with the Tab, you better bring a six-pack - and it better be ON your stomach and not IN your stomach.
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} update page!
:::At the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center we put the fun in pharmaceutical research. We also put the shady ethics and iffy morals in there too.
 
::::What has one beak, no thumbs, eight tentacles, and the ability to say "Polly is an abomination of nature"? The Octoparrot, of course!
 
:::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|New Year New You}} page!
 
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Revision as of 10:46, May 21, 2024

  • May 22nd: Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
Find all about the event in the Charity Case update page!