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*'''December 9th''': All praise the Leader! The Movementarians are back in town and ready to recruit Homer back to Blisstonia with the promise of endless gruel, shapeless robes, and questionable spaceship rides. Will Homer fall prey to this cult once again? Can Marge save both Christmas AND Homie’s soul? Will she ever be appreciated for all her hard work? The answer to that last question is definitely not!
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*'''May 22nd''': Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
::Nothing says magical moment like a Mall Santa. Oh, did we say magical moment? We meant disillusioned façade.
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} update page!
:::This off-brand, knock-off Santa has everything the real Santa has and more! Like more DUIs, more filed complaints, and more crying kids!
 
::::Enjoy all the thrills of consumerism without the oppression of a roof at the Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne! When it rains, you pour out money!
 
:::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} page!
 
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Revision as of 10:46, May 21, 2024

  • May 22nd: Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
Find all about the event in the Charity Case update page!