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*'''July 17th''': Have you ever thought to yourself, “is there a nicer, more apologetic Ned Flanders?” Welcome your new neighbor-eeno-eh, Canadian Flanders, to your town!
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*'''May 22nd''': Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
::Double the store for half the hands! Let your citizens shop at the new and improved Left-Mazon for all their left-handed needs.
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} update page!
:::They say you can’t have too much of a good thing, but with Ted Flanders arriving in town, we may be pushing that expression to its limits.
 
::::Coach Pommelhorst has a plan to lower overhead... by hiring smaller workers! Because it’s not child labor if you don’t pay them. Right?
 
:::::Lord Thistlewick Flanders has arrived, putting the high society in hi-diddly ho. Time for a healthy dose of charm, elegance, and tweed.
 
::::::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Flanders Family Reunion}} page!
 

Revision as of 10:46, May 21, 2024

  • May 22nd: Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
Find all about the event in the Charity Case update page!