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*'''December 5th''': Turn off the TV Yule log and light one in a digital fireplace instead, like the olden days. Play today and see what families did before phones and TV!
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*'''May 22nd''': Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
::Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the donuts are so delightful. Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Get BONUS donuts – now in select packs!
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} update page!
:::The Angel Lisa hath cometh! She’s here to saveth an elementary school Christmas pageant, and to teach me how to spell-eth.
 
::::Need a date for prom? Young Barney has arrived, and he’s got a corsage with your name on it. Snatch him up now while he still has potential.
 
:::::Unlock the Festive Carolers and bring some Christmas cheer to your Springfield. Because nothing says the holidays like ugly sweaters and out-of-key singing.
 
::::::‘Tis the season of giving, but who says you can’t give to yourself? Gobble up some Holiday Donuts today and get BONUS Donuts in every pack!
 
:::::::Age is just a number. And numbers are just…incredibly important. So, get Young Grampa and relive your heyday today!
 
::::::::Skip the lines at the mall and celebrate Christmas with your very own Santa Homie! His beard might be fake but his belly sure is real!
 
:::::::::Just because you can’t afford a home in this market doesn’t mean you can’t get yourself a Toy Fortress! It even comes with a teeny tiny mortgage.
 
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} page!
 

Revision as of 10:46, May 21, 2024

  • May 22nd: Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
Find all about the event in the Charity Case update page!