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*'''December 4''': '''''BREAKING NEWS!''''' Rudolph is dead. So no more red light lighting up your night sky from now on, from his nose. And the North Pole has melted a bit prematurely than in reality thanks to global warming, so Santa's, for some reason, come to Springfield. With some elves with him, that after getting drunk on Christmas Eve are going to be fired out of a cannon. Putatively. But for now, they're busy at work, whipping Homer with their toe coils from their elf slippers. To try and make HIM work. Yeah, just get him to do something else on Santa's list. Explore the {{TOCU|Christmas 2014}} event now!
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*'''May 22nd''': Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} update page!

Revision as of 10:46, May 21, 2024

  • May 22nd: Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
Find all about the event in the Charity Case update page!