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*'''June 9th''': Ommm My Buddha! Siddmartha has hit Springfield and, just like your most annoying friend, the town can’t stop talking about meditation. Being Zen and watching Karma crush your enemies is all the rage, which incidentally, we’re supposed to not feel anymore… this is getting confusing. And all those extra contact lenses for our third eyes are getting pricey. Why did we do this again? Ommm yeah, for the inner peace…
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*'''May 22nd''': Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
::Let there be enlightenment! Grab a yoga mat, light up some incense and criss-cross applesauce your legs because Siddmartha is coming to Springfield!
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::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} update page!
:::Welcome to Kathmandu U! Our classes are enlightening, our parties are legendary, and our football team's track record is Nepalling.
 
::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} event page!
 
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Revision as of 10:46, May 21, 2024

  • May 22nd: Quimby announces that he's privatizing all city-funded programs. But don't worry, only nonprofits can apply! You know, the good companies? Except the city's wealthiest begin exploiting every loophole available to win them. Who could have seen that coming? Lisa fights tax avoidance with tax deductions by re-opening the Lisa M Simpson Foundation, to try to win back these contracts and give them back to the people. Who will win - people with power or the power of the people?
Find all about the event in the Charity Case update page!