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Difference between revisions of "Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes"

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:''Phone rings when Marge is clipping coupons with her sisters''
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:'''Marge''': Hello? Oh my Lord!
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*'''Marge''': Hello? Oh my Lord!
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:''Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys''
 
:''Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys''
 
:'''Marge''': I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
 
:'''Marge''': I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
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:'''Patty''': 5 cents off wax paper!
 
:'''Patty''': 5 cents off wax paper!
 
:''Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress''
 
:''Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress''
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:''Moe and Barney visit Homer while he is awaiting surgery''
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:'''Barney''': Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?
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*'''Barney''': Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?
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:'''Homer''': Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!
 
:'''Homer''': Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!
 
:'''Barney''': Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?
 
:'''Barney''': Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?
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:''Homer begins drinking''
 
:''Homer begins drinking''
 
:'''Moe''': Homer, that is not free, you know.
 
:'''Moe''': Homer, that is not free, you know.
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:''Marge is in waiting room anxiously praying for Homer. Patty and Selma enter with a greasy ladies man''
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:'''Patty''': Marge, say hello to Andre!
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*'''Patty''': Marge, say hello to Andre!
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:'''Marge'''{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
 
:'''Marge'''{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
 
:'''Patty'''{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
 
:'''Patty'''{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
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:'''Andre''': I do not.
 
:'''Andre''': I do not.
  
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    : Hello, can I have some beef jerky?
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      : Would you like some vodka with that?
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      '''Man''': Ah, what the hell? Sure.
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[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 00:25, January 2, 2010


  • Marge: Hello? Oh my Lord!
Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys
Marge: I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence
Patty: Oh my God.
Selma: What?
Patty: 5 cents off wax paper!
Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress


  • Barney: Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?
Homer: Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!
Barney: Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?
Moe: For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer.
Homer: Thanks a lot, Moe!
Homer begins drinking
Moe: Homer, that is not free, you know.


  • Patty: Marge, say hello to Andre!
Marge{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
Patty{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
Selma: I do too.
Andre: I do not.


    : Hello, can I have some beef jerky?

      : Would you like some vodka with that?

      Man: Ah, what the hell? Sure.