Difference between revisions of "Homer's Triple Bypass/Quotes"
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:'''Selma''': What? | :'''Selma''': What? | ||
:'''Patty''': 5 cents off wax paper! | :'''Patty''': 5 cents off wax paper! | ||
| − | :''Selma slaps herself in shock, completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress'' | + | :''Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress'' |
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| + | :''Moe and Barney visit Homer while he is awaiting surgery'' | ||
| + | :'''Barney''': Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge? | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change! | ||
| + | :'''Barney''': Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini? | ||
| + | :'''Moe''': For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Thanks a lot, Moe! | ||
| + | :''Homer begins drinking'' | ||
| + | :'''Moe''': Homer, that is not free, you know. | ||
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:''Marge is in waiting room anxiously praying for Homer. Patty and Selma enter with a greasy ladies man'' | :''Marge is in waiting room anxiously praying for Homer. Patty and Selma enter with a greasy ladies man'' | ||
Revision as of 15:35, October 29, 2009
- Phone rings when Marge is clipping coupons with her sisters
- Marge: Hello? Oh my Lord!
- Marge hangs up phone and grabs her car keys
- Marge: I need to get to the hospital, my husband just had a heart attack!
- Marge rushes out the Simpsons residence
- Patty: Oh my God.
- Selma: What?
- Patty: 5 cents off wax paper!
- Selma slaps herself in shock, either oblivious or completely uncaring about Homer's plight or Marge's distress
- Moe and Barney visit Homer while he is awaiting surgery
- Barney: Originally I did not like it, but then I figured, if Homer wants to be a woman, who am I to judge?
- Homer: Barney! I am having heart surgery, not a sex change!
- Barney: Oh! Well, what do I do with this jumbo thong bikini?
- Moe: For old times' sake, I snuck in this bottle of beer.
- Homer: Thanks a lot, Moe!
- Homer begins drinking
- Moe: Homer, that is not free, you know.
- Marge is in waiting room anxiously praying for Homer. Patty and Selma enter with a greasy ladies man
- Patty: Marge, say hello to Andre!
- Marge{enraged}: My husband is not dead yet! GET OUT!
- Patty{curt}: Oh sorry, hope he recovers.
- Selma: I do too.
- Andre: I do not.
