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Difference between revisions of "Homer the Vigilante/Quotes"

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:'''Homer''': ''(approaching a man playing a sax)'' Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?
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:'''Man''': Sears.
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:'''Homer''': Get him!
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:'''Flanders''': "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!"
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:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' NO, no Dig UP Stupid!
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:'''Homer''': ''(approaching a man playing a sax)'' "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?"
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:'''Man''': "Sears."
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:'''Homer''': "Get him!"
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:'''Kent Brockman''': Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%.
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:'''Homer''': Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.
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:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
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:'''Kent Brockman''': "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
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:'''Homer''': "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
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Revision as of 19:59, September 9, 2010



Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!"




Homer: (approaching a man playing a sax) "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?"
Man: "Sears."
Homer: "Get him!"




Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"




Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."


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