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| + | *'''September 27th''': The Simpsons Season 33 premieres on Sunday, September 26 at 8/7c on FOX. Check back here at 12/11c after the episode for a special prize! | ||
| + | :::::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Season 33 Prize Track}} update page! | ||
*'''September 15th''': Who knew the solution to our problems was MORE Homers? But it looks like they saved the day once again. Or they just took credit for something Lisa probably did. Here’s the real question, why is this town always on the brink of destruction? That’s got to be affecting their property values. What’s next for Springfield? Probably not a boring zoning meeting. That’s for sure. | *'''September 15th''': Who knew the solution to our problems was MORE Homers? But it looks like they saved the day once again. Or they just took credit for something Lisa probably did. Here’s the real question, why is this town always on the brink of destruction? That’s got to be affecting their property values. What’s next for Springfield? Probably not a boring zoning meeting. That’s for sure. | ||
::You're guilty! Guilty of boring your honor. Now get out of her courtroom, she's got soaps to watch. | ::You're guilty! Guilty of boring your honor. Now get out of her courtroom, she's got soaps to watch. | ||
| − | :::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Breakout Bounty}} event page! | + | :::Ah, the Bail Bond industry - proving that justice might be blind, but she isn't cheap. |
| + | ::::Punish your kids without leaving your room! Order the R.O.C.C. today and lock them up at YOUR convenience. | ||
| + | :::::Time to bail on your plans and bond over bonds. The bounty hunter community is ready to embrace you with open arms and handcuffed wrists. | ||
| + | ::::::What's black and white and headed straight for those jagged rocks? Why, a police boat of course! | ||
| + | :::::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Breakout Bounty}} event page! | ||
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Revision as of 01:42, September 27, 2021
- September 27th: The Simpsons Season 33 premieres on Sunday, September 26 at 8/7c on FOX. Check back here at 12/11c after the episode for a special prize!
- Find all about the update in the Season 33 Prize Track update page!
- September 15th: Who knew the solution to our problems was MORE Homers? But it looks like they saved the day once again. Or they just took credit for something Lisa probably did. Here’s the real question, why is this town always on the brink of destruction? That’s got to be affecting their property values. What’s next for Springfield? Probably not a boring zoning meeting. That’s for sure.
- You're guilty! Guilty of boring your honor. Now get out of her courtroom, she's got soaps to watch.
- Ah, the Bail Bond industry - proving that justice might be blind, but she isn't cheap.
- Punish your kids without leaving your room! Order the R.O.C.C. today and lock them up at YOUR convenience.
- Time to bail on your plans and bond over bonds. The bounty hunter community is ready to embrace you with open arms and handcuffed wrists.
- What's black and white and headed straight for those jagged rocks? Why, a police boat of course!
- Find all about the update in the Breakout Bounty event page!
- What's black and white and headed straight for those jagged rocks? Why, a police boat of course!
- Time to bail on your plans and bond over bonds. The bounty hunter community is ready to embrace you with open arms and handcuffed wrists.
- Punish your kids without leaving your room! Order the R.O.C.C. today and lock them up at YOUR convenience.
- Ah, the Bail Bond industry - proving that justice might be blind, but she isn't cheap.
- You're guilty! Guilty of boring your honor. Now get out of her courtroom, she's got soaps to watch.
