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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, you forgot that today is "bring your kids to work day." | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} So this is how the other half lives! Ooh la la! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} One percents, if you ask me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge? This area is restricted! IT's for the horty-otity no the hoi polloi! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But all the other parents are workings below street level. I wanted to show the children a cheerier environment! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What's going on here? Marge?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I was very happy to look after you kids today, but I have to level with all of you... you need to examine the way M. Burns is treating you. It appears to me that you're all being exploited by management! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, we're not exploited... just overworked, underpaid and inadequately appreciated! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I don't know, Homer... there has to be someone who can mediate a better arrangement between the heads who run Springfieldopolis and the hands that keep it running! I'm sure my husband will agree on that pint! Right, Homer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Zzzzzz! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sorry, mom. Homer zoned out before he heard you tell him his job sucks! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Can you assure me this will work, Prof. Frink? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} How can you doubt me, Mr. Burns? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} You once said we'd all have jet packs by the 21st century! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} That was an unfortunate miscalculation. This, however, will be my greatest triumph! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} My plan is working, Smithers! That mechanical hussy has my drones wrapped around her faux flesh fingers! The workers have totally forgot about quitting time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} We have a problem, sir! "Marge" is too successful! Productivity is down since we sent her in! Essentially, you're paying everyone to party! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} By the Borey-eyed Johnson! What have I done?!? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} All our jobs we're terminated! It's amazing how Robot-Marge able to replace the workforce so quickly! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And without jobs, we can't afford to live in our own city! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} The robots said we weren't contributing to society! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Robots don't need to eat or sleep, Lisa! They don't get tired, sick, or die! They're just programmed to work! What do they need fraglie humans for? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Mr. Burns made that city and he can do it again! All he needs is to find another small town with corrupt leadership and ignorant voters! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes, Smithers... I'll be back! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, shut up. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:56, May 20, 2021
- Marge: Homer, you forgot that today is "bring your kids to work day."
- Bart: So this is how the other half lives! Ooh la la!
- Lisa: One percents, if you ask me!
- Homer: Marge? This area is restricted! IT's for the horty-otity no the hoi polloi!
- Marge: But all the other parents are workings below street level. I wanted to show the children a cheerier environment!
- Homer: What's going on here? Marge?!
- Marge: I was very happy to look after you kids today, but I have to level with all of you... you need to examine the way M. Burns is treating you. It appears to me that you're all being exploited by management!
- Homer: Marge, we're not exploited... just overworked, underpaid and inadequately appreciated!
- Marge: I don't know, Homer... there has to be someone who can mediate a better arrangement between the heads who run Springfieldopolis and the hands that keep it running! I'm sure my husband will agree on that pint! Right, Homer?
- Homer: Zzzzzz!
- Bart: Sorry, mom. Homer zoned out before he heard you tell him his job sucks!
- Mr. Burns: Can you assure me this will work, Prof. Frink?
- Professor Frink: How can you doubt me, Mr. Burns?
- Mr. Burns: You once said we'd all have jet packs by the 21st century!
- Professor Frink: That was an unfortunate miscalculation. This, however, will be my greatest triumph!
- Mr. Burns: My plan is working, Smithers! That mechanical hussy has my drones wrapped around her faux flesh fingers! The workers have totally forgot about quitting time!
- Waylon Smithers: We have a problem, sir! "Marge" is too successful! Productivity is down since we sent her in! Essentially, you're paying everyone to party!
- Mr. Burns: By the Borey-eyed Johnson! What have I done?!?
- Waylon Smithers: All our jobs we're terminated! It's amazing how Robot-Marge able to replace the workforce so quickly!
- Homer: And without jobs, we can't afford to live in our own city!
- Lisa: The robots said we weren't contributing to society!
- Marge: Robots don't need to eat or sleep, Lisa! They don't get tired, sick, or die! They're just programmed to work! What do they need fraglie humans for?
- Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns made that city and he can do it again! All he needs is to find another small town with corrupt leadership and ignorant voters!
- Mr. Burns: Yes, Smithers... I'll be back!
- Marge: Oh, shut up.
