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| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Holy Cow!! Has Pie Man turned evil? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Evil Pie Man}} Yup. Now give me all the cash in that register. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} [GULP!] Okay... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I just saw the news, did you...? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't know, Lisa! I can't remember. daddy was drinking at Moe's last night. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But... Pieman always managed to slosh the face of foul play, no matter how sloshed he was! I believe you're innocent, dad. And I'd like you to come upstars and see something with me. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Evil Bumblebee Man}} Every costumed character has an evil twin. It is inveitable with the lifestyle. We think you have acquired your own stinging doppleganger, mi amigo. You have to out and clear your namne, señor! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Si! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Pie Man]]}} Wait... why is evil Bumblebee Man hanging around with regular Bumble-bee man? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Evil Bumblebee Man}} Because my father once told me, "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." Even now, we are wearing the same pair of pants. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Pie Man}} Krusty?!?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Yes... Krusty! I had to do something. Pieman was running me. The mewling brats in my audience are as fickle as they come, and pie-throwing is my third best bit! I might as well stop doing my impression of Pat Morita. Pat Morita...? Come on... the little guy from "Happy Days"? Aw geez! He's my second best bit! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Blue-haired lawyer]]}} Both the Krusty Burger and all things Greek already belong to the innoncent man you've just handcuffed. He can't be arrested for robbing what he already owns. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} But he impersonated a superhero. That's gotta be against the law, right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} Mr. Krustofski was involved in an evil twin case many years ago and cannot be tried again for the same crime. That's double indemnity. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} But I don't think he was the evil twin that time. Wasn't it Sideshow bob? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} Fine. How about this? Krusty is a wealthy celebrity. He'll never see the inside of a prison, and very-pne here knows it. Face reality, people! | |
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Latest revision as of 10:50, May 15, 2021
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Holy Cow!! Has Pie Man turned evil?
- Evil Pie Man: Yup. Now give me all the cash in that register.
- Squeaky-voiced teen: [GULP!] Okay...
- Lisa: I just saw the news, did you...?
- Homer: I don't know, Lisa! I can't remember. daddy was drinking at Moe's last night.
- Lisa: But... Pieman always managed to slosh the face of foul play, no matter how sloshed he was! I believe you're innocent, dad. And I'd like you to come upstars and see something with me.
- Evil Bumblebee Man: Every costumed character has an evil twin. It is inveitable with the lifestyle. We think you have acquired your own stinging doppleganger, mi amigo. You have to out and clear your namne, señor!
- Bumblebee Man: Si!
- Pie Man: Wait... why is evil Bumblebee Man hanging around with regular Bumble-bee man?
- Evil Bumblebee Man: Because my father once told me, "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." Even now, we are wearing the same pair of pants.
- Pie Man: Krusty?!?!
- Krusty the Clown: Yes... Krusty! I had to do something. Pieman was running me. The mewling brats in my audience are as fickle as they come, and pie-throwing is my third best bit! I might as well stop doing my impression of Pat Morita. Pat Morita...? Come on... the little guy from "Happy Days"? Aw geez! He's my second best bit!
- Blue-haired lawyer: Both the Krusty Burger and all things Greek already belong to the innoncent man you've just handcuffed. He can't be arrested for robbing what he already owns.
- Chief Wiggum: But he impersonated a superhero. That's gotta be against the law, right?
- Blue-haired lawyer: Mr. Krustofski was involved in an evil twin case many years ago and cannot be tried again for the same crime. That's double indemnity.
- Chief Wiggum: But I don't think he was the evil twin that time. Wasn't it Sideshow bob?
- Blue-haired lawyer: Fine. How about this? Krusty is a wealthy celebrity. He'll never see the inside of a prison, and very-pne here knows it. Face reality, people!
