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− | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!] | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you! | |
− | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place! | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!] | |
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− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot? | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying. | |
− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} I got straight "A"'s on my last three test. | |
− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You what?! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Prankbot 5000]]}} Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master! | |
− | + | {{qf|Prankbot 5000}} Ha! And who do I need to prank? | |
− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} The only entity you can never fool! Yourself! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Bart}} The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you? | |
− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again! | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Deal! | |
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+ | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] |
Latest revision as of 07:41, May 15, 2021
- Professor Frink: Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!]
- Lisa: And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you!
- Professor Frink: There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive!
- Bart: No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough!
- Professor Frink: Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place!
- Bart: Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!]
- Lisa: Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot?
- Bart: Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying.
- Lisa: Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me.
- Bart: I got straight "A"'s on my last three test.
- Lisa: You what?!
- Prankbot 5000: Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge.
- Bart: Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master!
- Prankbot 5000: Ha! And who do I need to prank?
- Lisa: The only entity you can never fool! Yourself!
- Bart: The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you?
- Lisa: Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again!
- Bart: Deal!