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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!]
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!]
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive!
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough!
 
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place!
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!]
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{{qf|Bart}} Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!]
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying.
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{{qf|Bart}} Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I got straight "A"'s on my last three test.
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{{qf|Bart}} I got straight "A"'s on my last three test.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You what?!
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{{qf|Lisa}} You what?!
 
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:'''[[Prankbot 5000]]:''' Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge.
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{{qf|[[Prankbot 5000]]}} Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master!
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{{qf|Bart}} Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master!
:'''[[Prankbot 5000]]:''' Ha! And who do I need to prank?
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{{qf|Prankbot 5000}} Ha! And who do I need to prank?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' The only entity you can never fool! Yourself!
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{{qf|Lisa}} The only entity you can never fool! Yourself!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you?
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{{qf|Bart}} The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Deal!
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{{qf|Bart}} Deal!
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Latest revision as of 07:41, May 15, 2021



Professor Frink: Thank you, Lisa, for helping with my experiment to place the thought patterns of a perfect student into a robot body! [GAH-HEJ!]
Lisa: And thank you for talking my teacher into giving me extra credit for helping you!
Professor Frink: There may be a slight tingling as your core personality traits are copied into the robot's hard drive!
Bart: No way, man! One Lisa Simpson is more than enough!

Professor Frink: Professor you've got to shut down the prankbot! It's taking my place!
Bart: Sorry, Bart. One day we'll all be replaced by robots. Except for us robot-creating scientists, that is! Just accept it. You can't fight the future! [HAH-HEY!]

Lisa: Bart, why are you reading a math book? Are you going to use arithmetic in a prank against that robot?
Bart: Nah, I know when I'm beat. Everyone's posted those pictures of me on their MyFace pages. I have more hits than that cat who eats a cheeseburger while playing the piano! The better prankster won. Professor Frink was right. You can't fight the future. I didn't have anything else to di, so I'm studying.
Lisa: Well, I guess I'm glad to hear that. Maybe over time you'll even start to do as well in school as me.
Bart: I got straight "A"'s on my last three test.
Lisa: You what?!

Prankbot 5000: Oh hello, humans. Would you like me to wash your bikes with this hose? It's free! And it probably won't end up with you both covered in hot fudge.
Bart: Ya know... you're not bad at pranks but until you go up against the ultimate challenge you can't really call yourself a prank master!
Prankbot 5000: Ha! And who do I need to prank?
Lisa: The only entity you can never fool! Yourself!

Bart: The prank master title is mine once again! How can I thank you?
Lisa: Never get a higher grade than a "B+" and don't ever play the saxophone again!
Bart: Deal!