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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! Didn't you get any sleep? What were you doing all night? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Zzzzz Snuck down-stairs... saw Homer asleep with TV on... watched 'til dawn. Carson Daly really letting self go... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, wait! That's not our bus! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Look who's spendin' the day with us! It's my grandson! Right ere, Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wha--? Aaaiieee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart! Oh, where have you been? We were worried sick! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You shoulda been! That Bingo hall was an icebox! Somebody'll catch their death! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Bingo hall? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} And the snack bar! Can you believe they actually sell bottles of water? And people buy them? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart! Get with the times! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Your fathers' right, dear! You do seem kind of... old! Do you feel ok | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} [GROAAAN] Don't get me started! My right hip's killing me... and I'd give my Xbox to be able o sleep 'til sun-up! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm calling Dr. Hibbert! You get straight up to bed! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Awww! Can't I stay up and watch "Jag"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]] & Marge}} ? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You broke him, you fix him! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} What? I didn't do anything he's fine! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I haven't been fine since music got crazy! Whatever happened to dancing close? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Did you hear that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Awww... I guess he's too impressionable to spend a whole day with old people! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's like I always tell you, dad! We avoid you for a reason! Now, please! Make my boy young again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Bart, do me a favor! Go in there and see if I have enough pills, tonics, creams, bags and tubes to help me. Go to the bathroom! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} And don't forget to inhale deeply! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aye carumba! Da-ad! Can we get out of here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} See? He just need to learn that old age isn't all bingo and "Jag"! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Thanks, dad! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Lisa: Bart! Didn't you get any sleep? What were you doing all night?
- Bart: Zzzzz Snuck down-stairs... saw Homer asleep with TV on... watched 'til dawn. Carson Daly really letting self go...
- Lisa: Bart, wait! That's not our bus!
- Grampa: Look who's spendin' the day with us! It's my grandson! Right ere, Bart!
- Bart: Wha--? Aaaiieee!
- Marge: Bart! Oh, where have you been? We were worried sick!
- Bart: You shoulda been! That Bingo hall was an icebox! Somebody'll catch their death!
- Marge: Bingo hall?
- Bart: And the snack bar! Can you believe they actually sell bottles of water? And people buy them?
- Homer: Bart! Get with the times!
- Marge: Your fathers' right, dear! You do seem kind of... old! Do you feel ok
- Bart: [GROAAAN] Don't get me started! My right hip's killing me... and I'd give my Xbox to be able o sleep 'til sun-up!
- Marge: I'm calling Dr. Hibbert! You get straight up to bed!
- Bart: Awww! Can't I stay up and watch "Jag"?
- Homer & Marge: ?
- Homer: You broke him, you fix him!
- Grampa: What? I didn't do anything he's fine!
- Bart: I haven't been fine since music got crazy! Whatever happened to dancing close?
- Homer: Did you hear that?
- Grampa: Awww... I guess he's too impressionable to spend a whole day with old people!
- Homer: It's like I always tell you, dad! We avoid you for a reason! Now, please! Make my boy young again!
- Grampa: Bart, do me a favor! Go in there and see if I have enough pills, tonics, creams, bags and tubes to help me. Go to the bathroom!
- Grampa: And don't forget to inhale deeply!
- Bart: Aye carumba! Da-ad! Can we get out of here?
- Grampa: See? He just need to learn that old age isn't all bingo and "Jag"!
- Homer: Thanks, dad!
