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Difference between revisions of "Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind/Quotes"

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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I've been abducted by aliens! I thought that only happened to people who live in trailer parks.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I've been abducted by aliens! I thought that only happened to people who live in trailer parks.
 
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:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]''': Please, tell me you are not the typical earthling youth?
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{{qf|[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]}} Please, tell me you are not the typical earthling youth?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I like to think not. My teachers say my thirst for knowledge is extraordinary. That raises another question... How do?
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{{qf|Lisa}} I like to think not. My teachers say my thirst for knowledge is extraordinary. That raises another question... How do?
:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]''': Extraordinary?! Ha! We cannot use you. We need a typical child.
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{{qf|Kang/Kodos}} Extraordinary?! Ha! We cannot use you. We need a typical child.
 
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:'''{{ap|David|Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind}}''': Return to the mothership? But world domination is only 95% complete.
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{{qf|{{ap|David|Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind}}}} Return to the mothership? But world domination is only 95% complete.
 
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:'''[[Kodos]]''': Kang, i'm sending this one back. Unless you cant to eat him?
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{{qf|Kodos}} Kang, I'm sending this one back. Unless you cant to eat him?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Eat my shorts!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Eat my shorts!
:'''[[Kang]]''': No, he's too active. He would be stringy.
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{{qf|Kang}} No, he's too active. He would be stringy.
 
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:'''[[Ralph]]''': Butter is slipperier than soap!
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Butter is slipperier than soap!
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021



Lisa: I've been abducted by aliens! I thought that only happened to people who live in trailer parks.

Kang/Kodos: Please, tell me you are not the typical earthling youth?
Lisa: I like to think not. My teachers say my thirst for knowledge is extraordinary. That raises another question... How do?
Kang/Kodos: Extraordinary?! Ha! We cannot use you. We need a typical child.

David: Return to the mothership? But world domination is only 95% complete.

Kodos: Kang, I'm sending this one back. Unless you cant to eat him?
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Kang: No, he's too active. He would be stringy.

Ralph: Butter is slipperier than soap!