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Difference between revisions of "Slack-Jawed Scientist/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hello, what's down there? I haven't done anything reckless today, better check it out! Aaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa oof! "The Springfield Food Experiment?" what the heck is this? Subjet #41987 - The Simpsons: Massive loss of brain function in father and son. What?!  
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:'''[[Cletus]]''': Gosh darnit! I knew that twisty slide lab enrance was a bad idea!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hello, what's down there? I haven't done anything reckless today, better check it out! Aaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa oof! "The Springfield Food Experiment?" what the heck is this? Subjet #41987 - The Simpsons: Massive loss of brain function in father and son. What?!  
:'''[[Bart]]''': Cletus?! What sick experiments are you doing down here, huh?!
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{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Gosh darnit! I knew that twisty slide lab enrance was a bad idea!
:'''[[Cletus]]''': Well, might as well spill it. I'm really a scientist for FoodClommoCorp Inc., the company that clone makes Springfield's favorite junk foods. I've been testing the effects of diffurnt chemicals preservatives on all the towns folk IQ levels done dropeed like files in a bug zapper!
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{{qf|Bart}} Cletus?! What sick experiments are you doing down here, huh?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': You monster! i'm telling the whole town!
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{{qf|Cletus}} Well, might as well spill it. I'm really a scientist for FoodClommoCorp Inc., the company that clone makes Springfield's favorite junk foods. I've been testing the effects of diffurnt chemicals preservatives on all the towns folk IQ levels done dropeed like files in a bug zapper!
:'''[[Cletus]]''': How's about free Squsihees and donuts for life?
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{{qf|Bart}} You monster! I'm telling the whole town!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Wow, really?! Deal!
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{{qf|Cletus}} How's about free Squsihees and donuts for life?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Were'd you get all these donuts agian?
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{{qf|Bart}} Wow, really?! Deal!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Eh... I forget.
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{{qf|Homer}} Were'd you get all these donuts agian?
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{{qf|Bart}} Eh... I forget.

Revision as of 16:43, May 14, 2021



Bart: Hello, what's down there? I haven't done anything reckless today, better check it out! Aaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa oof! "The Springfield Food Experiment?" what the heck is this? Subjet #41987 - The Simpsons: Massive loss of brain function in father and son. What?!
Cletus Spuckler: Gosh darnit! I knew that twisty slide lab enrance was a bad idea!
Bart: Cletus?! What sick experiments are you doing down here, huh?!
Cletus: Well, might as well spill it. I'm really a scientist for FoodClommoCorp Inc., the company that clone makes Springfield's favorite junk foods. I've been testing the effects of diffurnt chemicals preservatives on all the towns folk IQ levels done dropeed like files in a bug zapper!
Bart: You monster! I'm telling the whole town!
Cletus: How's about free Squsihees and donuts for life?
Bart: Wow, really?! Deal!
Homer: Were'd you get all these donuts agian?
Bart: Eh... I forget.