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== Bird-Brained Schemes ==
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{{THT|After the user logs in on November 14th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh man, I got a great deal on this Thanksgiving turkey -- it weighs 90 pounds!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You didn't get a deal, you got an Emu.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Is that like a Groupon?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No, it's a vicious bird!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, a delicious bird.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, why do you keep misinterpreting everything I say?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Because this giant turkey keeps squawking!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's an Emu, and you have to return it!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer "Return" Thanksgiving "Turkey" (4h, Retirement Castle or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Emu-vin' on up! A wild Emu has been living in the Retirement Castle for over a week.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|After inspecting its cramped living conditions, officials say the Emu and residents can no longer be categorized as "Free Range".}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== Blood is Thinner Than Gravy ==
=== Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1 and tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, my favorite time of the month: Calendar Flipping Day.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|This calendar next to it to lets me know when to flip the page.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, the whole month of November, and not one social event written down. Not even Thanksgiving dinner.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I keep my life extra lonely to, uh, save on ink...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, sure. I'm living the American Dream.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I think I understand what you're hinting at, Moe.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You do?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sure! You're more than welcome to use my pen in case someone invites you over!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Ignore Moe's Cry for Help (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Prep Meals [x50]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Least I can use the pen to sign the foreclosure papers on my house.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Aw nuts, it doesn't work.}}
{{Tapped Out Morty Icon}}
{{TB|Speaking of not working, retired life is treating me great!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|How'd you get in here?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marv Icon}}
{{TB|Also speaking of not working, your lock is broken.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Dad already used that set-up, dummy!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Now my whole family's here?! And they're doing shtick?!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|This is worse than spending every waking moment of my existence alone.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|And here I thought making this bar look family-friendly would've scared you rodents off.}}
{{Tapped Out Morty Icon}}
{{TB|Why would you start a "family business" without involving your family?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|'Cause none of your business!}}
{{Tapped Out Morty Icon}}
{{TB|But I know all the ins and outs: stab your enemy and move the knife in and out.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I don't got time to talk to youse. I gotta do something much less off-putting: clean the terlets.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Avoid His Family (4h, Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag)<br>'''Task:''' Prep Meals [x100]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I thought bringing back Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag would bring families to me on the holidays.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Instead all I get are these childless millennials that only order avocado toast.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, at least I can pass off these spoiled potatoes as avocados.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, what I'm about to say isn't easy for me...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You're leaving me?! Please, baby, I can change!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, who am I kidding, I can't change. You're better off without me--}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not leaving! I was going to say you should invite Moe to Thanksgiving!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Glad to know you'd give up on our marriage so fast...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Baby, I can change! Actually, maybe you're better off--}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Just ask Moe to dinner!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Spend Thanksgiving at the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Prep Meals [x250]<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|This is quite a lovely event you've planned, Marge. Where'd you hire these tiny butlers?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|They're my children.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|You think I could book 'em for my Uncensored Russian Dash Cam Car Accident movie night?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I start at fifty dollars a day, plus expenses.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No! Minnie, why don't you help me in the kitchen?}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I don't cook -- I usually drink my dinner -- but I suppose I could learn to do both.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Minnie Drink and Help Marge in the Kitchen (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Prep Meals [x200]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I gotta tell ya, I'm pretty useless in the kitchen.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You must have some skills. Have you ever peeled a carrot or diced an onion?}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I've peeled out in a car after cheating at dice against a guy named Onion...}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Kinda convenient the guy's name was Onion...}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Let's just start with some stirring.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Everything is delicious, Midge! What's your secret?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Ask your sister. She was quite the helper!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, Minnie, I'm impressed. I woulda thought you'd be in there cookin' up drugs or something!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I was!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Whaaaaa?}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|When Marge turned her back, I stirred some pot in the pot.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That, and only that, explains why I've already eaten four helpings!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Minnie, you ruined dinner! That's it, put your loafers up!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Minnie and Moe Have a Shoe Fight (8h, Mattress King Dinner Table, Moe)<br>'''Task:''' Prep Meals [x300]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Stop! You're getting shoe polish on my good napkins!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry about that, Midge. We Szyslaks have our own code of justice.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Does it always involve shoe-slapping?!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Yes.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 6 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|This is terrible! All the Thanksgiving food has been spiked. Plus Minnie put drugs in the dinner before the shoe-fight.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, the kids!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Relax, I didn't put any pot in the kid's food.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Phew...}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I put ADD meds in theirs.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I just wrote essays about the first through tenth Thanksgivings!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Who cares about the boy's education -- where are we going to get food?!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we could go to the saddest place in town...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The homeless food pantry?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Sadder. The Taste of Springfield Festival on Thanksgiving day.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Simpsons Visit Taste of Springfield [x3] (8h, Taste of Springfield Festival<br>'''Task:''' Make Szyslaks Visit Taste of Springfield [x3] (8h, Taste of Springfield Festival)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|This is awful. Our Thanksgiving tradition is ruined!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look, they do wine tasting.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, maybe I can become one of those acceptable alcoholic moms!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Hooray for new Thanksgiving traditions!}}
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, Minnie, you found a way to put your own twist on Thanksgiving.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|It was violent, rage-filled, and borderline illegal, but ain't that what this holiday is really about?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And you brought our family closer together...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We're taking turns holding Mom's hair back while she barfs up all that wine!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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== Recipe for Criticism ==
=== Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|That Taste of Springfield festival inspired me!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|If those bozos can make a living cooking food, so can I!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Marge taught me how to stir, but there's gotta be more to it than that...}}
{{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
{{TB|No, it's mostly stirring. And some slopping. And lots of yelling at people to eat the food.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, but you're not making the big bucks.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I'll learn to cook from the same place I get my medical treatment: the Internet.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Minnie Learn to Cook (4h)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Cooking is a hassle. I've got flour all over my face and I wasn't even cooking with it!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I need to try a different approach.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I'll become a chef the Szyslak way.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Recipe for Criticism Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Please, you've got to teach me about being a chef.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Me? It's been years since I touched a pan...and that was to smack Julia Child when she got handsy during a segment on Carson.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly! You don't cook, yet your name's on everything from the burgers to the toilet paper.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|That's cause they're made from the same stuff.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|All right, I'll teach you everything I know!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Reach Level 7 and Place Krusty Burger<br>'''Task:''' Make Krusty teach Minnie About the Restaurant Business (1h, Krusty Burger, Minnie)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, that really didn't take long at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Like, a shockingly short amount of time.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Turns out I don't really know anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|You're worthless!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Hey! Now you're getting the hang of running a restaurant! Screaming at people who are trying their best!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Recipe for Criticism Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Stupid online lessons and know-nothing clown.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I just want to bring people joy through food, which I hate and have no passion for! Why is this so hard?!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Why don't you try some of my pasta? Best in town!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, this takes my mind off my troubles... and puts it on how bad this pasta is!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|But... it's my momma's secret recipe!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|She taught me you poke holes in the plastic before you put it in the microwave.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Minnie Leave a Bad Online Review (12h, Luigi's or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, telling that guy his food is terrible really picked up my spirits.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Although I do feel bad about badmouthing his dear old mother on the Internet...}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Because she doesn't go online, so she won't know how bad I trashed her!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Recipe for Criticism Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Man, my post about Luigi's is blowing up faster than The Hindenburg...}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|...that German restaurant I also trashed online.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Face it: I was never gonna be a master chef. Cooking just isn't a skill I was born with.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|But tearing down people's dreams with my words?}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I'm a natural!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Minnie Become a Social Media Food Critic (1h, Moe's Tavern)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I thought I'd be good at this, but I never dreamed I'd be great.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately I'm too great. The restaurants I reviewed all went out of business.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Recipe for Criticism Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|What will I do now? I don't know how to cook, I can't trash other people's cooking...}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Guess my career in the food business is over.}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Good riddance! When momma catches up with you, she's gonna drive you outta town!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Don't hurt momma, she's-a all talk!}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm going to get a job driving around making food deliveries!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Minnie Work For A Food Delivery App (24h, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|This is great! I get to eat all the loose french fries I want, infuriate people by being late...}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|And when I'm bored, I'll screw up people's orders on purpose.}}
{{Tapped Out Minnie Icon}}
{{TB|I love the food biz!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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== Golden Opportunity ==
=== Golden Opportunity Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After the user logs in on November 20th (if the user doesn't have all items in the Gold Mystery Box) and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, kids, come quick!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What's wrong? Is it the big one? Are you finally having the stroke your doctor has been warning you about?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well that might be happening too, but check this out... I got a Golden Token in the mail!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I guess that means I either inherited a golden coin factory, or we're about to be pulled into a charming fantasy story.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The note says you can spend it on a Golden Mystery box.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh. Well at least we won't have to read a bunch of text.}}
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|You have recieved a free Golden Token! Spend it on the Golden Mystery Box for a huge reward!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GBT|1}}<br>'''Task:''' Spend a Golden Token on a Golden Mystery Box|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|More Golden Tokens can be purchased with limited time donut bundles!}}
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Purchase Donuts to earn unique items, including a Donut-generating Lard Lad Factory!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Golden Opportunity Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After the user logs in on November 28th, after completing Golden Opportunity Pt.1, if the user has {{GBT|1}} and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The Golden Mystery Box is gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What are you gonna do with the tokens?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I tried using them in a payphone to see if I could travel back in time like Bill & Ted, but instead I just traveled back in time like stupid Doctor Who.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, are you saying the tokens give you the power to harness time travel--}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, I can trade them in for donuts!}}
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Unused Golden Tokens can be traded in for donuts in the store!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Spend a Golden Token on Donuts<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Golden Opportunity Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing Golden Opportunity Pt. 2 if the user has {{GBT|1}}:|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Spend a Golden Token on Donuts<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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