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== Summertime Blues ==
=== Summertime Blues, Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After the user logs in on July 27th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It finally happened. Our team is good enough to fly across the country for.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|What about last year when we won the championship?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That was a fluke. Now that we're good again this season, it means we're actually good.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, last year came out of nowhere. It was like when Leicester City won the Premier League in 2016.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|We don't get your soccer references, Carl.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry.}}
{{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}}
{{TB|We will begin the boarding process for Flight 196 to Boston shortly, starting with our Group One first-class passengers.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Come on Carl, Group One — that's us.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, let's hit the fancy airport lounge before boarding starts!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?! YOU guys are Group One?! FIRST CLASS?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Carl and I got upgraded.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But they only do that for newlyweds on their honeymoons and flight attendants on their off days!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Well, this time they did it 'cause we bought our tickets with points.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Points? That's it? I've got tons of those on my driver's license.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|No. Platinum Praetorian points.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>holding out thick metal credit card<nowiki>*</nowiki> We just got our credit cards in the mail — you get crazy benefits when you book flights.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But I want crazy benefits...}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Can't without the points.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Fine...}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Travelers Bump Into a Sad, Lonely Homer [x3] (6s, Springfield Airport, Terminal, The First Class Lounge or Brown House)<br>If the user has Lenny: '''Task: '''Make Lenny Drink Free Platinum Duff (6s, Springfield Airport, Terminal, The First Class Lounge or Brown House)<br>If the user has Carl: '''Task: '''Make Carl Get a Neck Massage (6s, Springfield Airport, Terminal, The First Class Lounge or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Squeeze Into His Economy Middle Seat (6s, Springfield Airport, Terminal, The First Class Lounge or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That was the worst trip ever! Stuck in stupid economy, while you guys got to experience all the travel perks known to man.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Look, Homer, I'll just send you my referral code, and you can apply for your own platinum card. That way you'll get a nice point bonus in time for your next trip.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Carl just wants you to do that so he can get even more points for himself. Use my code instead!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|No way! I brought up the referral code thing first!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don't care about which code — send me both! Because I'm going straight home and getting myself a fancy Praetorian card!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Summertime Blues, Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing Summertime Blues, Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hi Dad, how was your trip?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No time! Must apply for credit card! <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
{{TB|DENIED.}}
{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
{{TB|STOP APPLYING.}}
{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
{{TB|EVERY DENIAL IS FURTHER LOWERING YOUR CREDIT SCORE.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I guess I have to just keep applying... <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
{{TB|APPROVED.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woohoo!}}
{{Tapped Out D.E. Machina Icon}}
{{TB|JUST KIDDING — DENIED. ALSO, PLEASE STOP.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|How come Lenny and Carl can get approved for fancy cards, and I can't?! We have the same job, and we even go to the same bar!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it does make some sense. Lenny and Carl don't have mortgages, they don't have kids, and they probably don't throw all their "past-due" bills in the garbage.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Stupid kids! Ruining my financial health!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, have you ever sat down and actually taken a look at your credit report?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, I pay "Credit Nirvana" $29.99 a month to take a look for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, after we see what's on there, maybe we can fix things. <nowiki>*</nowiki>typing<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Give Lisa His Credit Nirvana Password (6s, Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Log Into Homer's Credit Nirvana Account (6s, Simpson House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Laugh at Homer's Password (6s, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Voila! Here's your credit report, Dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|AAAAH!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, this is pretty unfixable.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Why do you have a Banana Republic credit card?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know. All I wanted to do was walk in and buy a pair of pants! It's all I ever wanted...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, it says on the report that your spouse has a Platinum Praetorian Card and you're listed as an "Authorized User"!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What?! Marge, do we have a Platinum Praetorian Card?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Of course, it's how we're able to afford and book all of our "Simpsons Go To" vacations.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Our what?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You know, all the trips we go on: Brazil, Australia, Costa Rica, England, Tokyo, Italy, France, Ireland...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo! That means we must have millions of travel points by now!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Kids, where do you want to go to next? Because we're all flying first-class and getting free neck massages at the airport lounge!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh! We should go on an ecological tour of the Galápagos!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Fiji! No — the Bahamas! No — whatever the island Fortnite is based on!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, I am not going to waste all of our points on first class tickets to some random island. I book our trips using a very specific and cost-effective system of well-timed deals and promos.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, then where does your <nowiki>*</nowiki>air quotes<nowiki>*</nowiki> "system" think we should go?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>typing<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hmm, my system is only giving me two choices that we can currently afford...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>praying<nowiki>*</nowiki> Please be somewhere awesome. Please be somewhere awesome...}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Our choices are...a Crypto Cruise around a floating server farm in the North Sea...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds like a scam.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Or...a three day stay at Mt. Splashmore Water Park & Resort.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|Water park! Water park! Water park!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But Mt. Splashmore is right outside Springfield — which means we wouldn't get to fly first-class or get free airport neck massages...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|Water park! Water park! Water park!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Fine, I'll get my swimsuit...}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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== The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide ==
=== The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing Summertime Blues, Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh man, I'm so excited for Mt. Splashmore!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Me too! Especially since they bought the infamous Devil's Deluge water slide and made it twice as dangerous!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They did what with who now?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, The Devil's Deluge is only the most awesome and dangerous slide in the world. You even get to sign onto a class action lawsuit while you wait in line.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It can't be that dangerous...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It was voted "America's Most Dangerous Water Slide" eight years in a row and recently earned Water Park America's "Deathtime Achievement Award".}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>worried gulp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|We're here!}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, have a good time kids! If you get injured, just make sure someone's filming it for the future lawsuit.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Pool Floaties [x175]<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Rush to the Devil's Deluge (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Question the Water Quality (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Look for the Snack Bar (4h, Fried Dough Stand, Hot Dog Cart, Hotdog Stand, Popcorn, Stand, Peanut Cart, Devil Donuts Cart, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, Lis, the line for the Devil's Deluge is only two hours long!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>super worried gulp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Hold it right there, spikey hair kid.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Me? Or my sister?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|You. <nowiki>*</nowiki>points at sign<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> The dreaded "You must be THIS tall to go on this ride" sign!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Have I been standing in front of that this whole time?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>points at Bart<nowiki>*</nowiki> You're too short to go on the Devil's Deluge.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm tall enough! Look! <nowiki>*</nowiki>stretches neck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Nope, short by an inch — and that's counting your hair points.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Come on! Make an exception just this once! Please!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Nope!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What's your problem, dude? I mean, like who died and made you the Paul Blart of this water park?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|No one died. And the name isn't Blart, it's Flart. Paul Flart.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You're a lame security guard, and your name is one letter off from the mall cop in that Kevin James movie?!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey! I didn't come up with the name, I was born with it! It was out of my hands!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Flart. But you best believe I'm getting on that super deadly slide.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Don't even think about trying to sneak onto that slide, pal, because I got my eye on you.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Plus, you're too short and might die if you go down it, which would be most unfortunate...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you can EAT MY SWIMTRUNKS, Flart.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Stop saying my name like that!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whatever you say...FLART.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Homer, I need your help distracting that water park cop weirdo.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Why would I help you do anything?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Please! All I need you to do is distract Flart so I can sneak onto the Devil's Deluge.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|His name is Flart?! Oh my God, what a dumb name! Okay, I'll help.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That's all it took to convince you?}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrugs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hey, I'm a reasonable guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No, you're not.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|WHY YOU LITTLE!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>getting choked<nowiki>*</nowiki> Case...in...point.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>lets go<nowiki>*</nowiki> Touché.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Pool Floaties [x175]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Dance to Distract (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Try to Sneak Onto the Slide (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Paul Flart: '''Task: '''Make Paul Flart Block Bart (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look at me, everyone! I'm dancin' in a swimsuit. <nowiki>*</nowiki>awkwardly dances<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I told Homer to distract the cop, not the entire water park!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Shake it over here, baby! Momma's got a dollar bill ready to slip into those swim trunks.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, that's not really necessary...}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Here's a twenty then. <nowiki>*</nowiki>grabs Skinner's wallet<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Mother — that was all of my cash. How am I supposed to pay for lunch now?}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>dancing<nowiki>*</nowiki> I hope my dancing doesn't distract anyone — especially any water park cops.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I think the coast is clear for me to sneak onto the Devil's Deluge—}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Not so fast!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Flart?! But you were supposed to get distracted by the dancing fat guy over in the lazy river!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|I knew you were going to try something like that. Which is precisely why I put the interns on drunk idiot duty.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Can you believe we're allowed to still have interns? These kids think they'll actually get college credit for this...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>points<nowiki>*</nowiki> Whoa, is one of the interns doing a backflip off Mt. Splashmore Mountain?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>turns around<nowiki>*</nowiki> I don't see anyone jumping—}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>turns back<nowiki>*</nowiki> Wait, where'd you go? Aw man, he tricked me!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>does a backflip off Mt. Splashmore Mountain<nowiki>*</nowiki> Smell you later, Flart!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>blowing air into floaties<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ah man, there's a hole in my floaty...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse?! I didn't know you'd be in this update!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I wasn't supposed to be. I just happened to be at the water park today!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I'm happy to see that you were included. And...since you're here, you've gotta help me sneak onto the Devil's Deluge.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know, Bart. I usually stick to the less dangerous rides like "The Lazy Puddle", or "The Ankle Soaker" or "The SPF 60 Adventure..."}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|But those are rides for babies who wear water diapers!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>covering himself up<nowiki>*</nowiki> Yeah, you're right. Only babies wear water diapers — I'd never wear a water diaper...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, I was thinking we'd sneak onto the slide with the classic "two kids, one trench coat" trick.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|That is a classic! But also a weird choice for a water park... You know, because why would anybody wear a trench coat at a water park...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, I know it's not really my role to start poking holes in your plan. It's a great plan...great plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Just get on my shoulders and let's trick this water park Flart-wad!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Pool Floaties [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Carry Milhouse (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task: '''Make Milhouse Put On Their Disguise (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Paul Flart: '''Task: '''Make Paul Flart Be Suspicious (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Test the Park Water (4h, Water Toads, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I say, good sir, may I get on that slide? I believe it's called the Devil's Deluge.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure you don't want to take off your coat before going down the slide?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, no, I need my coat because I'm from London and all Londoners wear coats!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Are you okay? You're shaking all of a sudden, and kind of yelling at me for no reason.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not yelling — you're YELLING. <nowiki>*</nowiki>trips and falls over<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|I knew you weren't a Londoner! You don't even have a British accent!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Great detective work, Flart.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|You two dummies are coming with me!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Instead of walking down all these stairs, wouldn't it be faster if we took the slide down?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, that would be faster...}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, you're trying to trick me again. I'm not falling for your—}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>grabs inner tube<nowiki>*</nowiki> Milhouse, come on!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse?!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I can't! I'm too afraid to go down that slide!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>grabbing Milhouse and Bart<nowiki>*</nowiki> That's it! I'm sending you two to the only place you can't escape in this water park!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I can't believe we ended up in the water park's "Drunk Tank Dunk Tank".}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, if you're going to put us in water park prison, it should at least match our crime. We're kids — and this place is filled with weird, smelly drunk people.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>belches<nowiki>*</nowiki> I'm not drunk. I just accidentally drank one of those floating chlorine thingies thinking it was a piña colada!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Nor am I imbibed with the sirens' spirits! All I've got is a brief spell of scurvy and some light indigestion on account of my IBS!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, everyone in prison says they're innocent...}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walking up<nowiki>*</nowiki> Whoa, "Drunk Tank Dunk Tank" — "dunk a drunk and win a prize". <nowiki>*</nowiki>throws ball<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>falling into dunk tank<nowiki>*</nowiki> Arrrr, me wooden peg leg is not waterproof!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|My turn! <nowiki>*</nowiki>throws ball<nowiki>*</nowiki> Got him!}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>falling into tank<nowiki>*</nowiki> How is this legal?! <nowiki>*</nowiki>belches<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, we need to get out of here before we start getting dunked! My floaty is out of air! I'll drown!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Relax, the moment Flart gets distracted, we're making a run for it.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Look, Lisa's walking up to Flart!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Flart, you have to close the water park! We have an emergency situation.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|An emergency?! The kind where I need to run away and hide or the kind I can safely ignore?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Can you safely ignore what may be the dawn of one of the greatest ecological disasters in human history?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|I'm guessing...no?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Look at the results from these water tests I conducted!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Come on! Now's our chance.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|But I wanted to see the water test results.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We will — after the quest objectives are completed.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Pool Floaties [x125]<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Expose Tainted Water (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Paul Flart: '''Task: '''Make Paul Flart Make Excuses for Tainted Water (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Sneak Out of Water Park Jail (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task: '''Make Milhouse Follow Bart Out of Jail (4h, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|We're aware that bacteria is a thing, little girl. That's why we use whatever that chemical is that makes your eyes burn to keep everyone healthy.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Look, I'm not talking about normal water park bacteria. The water quality here is so poor that you've managed to breed chlorine-resistant bacteria!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay. And that's bad?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's an emergency!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, okay! Let me take the inmates out of the "bacteria" filled dunk tank, and then I'll call the top brass to get this sorted out.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, where'd they all go?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Those two criminal cadets exited starboard and are headed north at fifteen knots.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|I know exactly where they're going...}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After completing The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Devil's Deluge, here we come!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|But Bart, what about the attendant?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>snoring<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You were saying?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, look, Bart, you go ahead. That slide looks cool and all, but...but it's not safe.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Of course it's not safe, you big baby. That's the whole point!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey! <nowiki>*</nowiki>pant<nowiki>*</nowiki> Come...back...here! <nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, it's now or never!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I choose never.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|If I die, tell everyone I died doing what I love most! <nowiki>*</nowiki>goes down slide<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Pool Floaties [x205]<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Dive Onto the Slide (4h, Devil's Deluge, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>If the user has Paul Flart: '''Task: '''Make Paul Flart Dive After Bart (4h, Devil's Deluge, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Gotcha!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey man, let me go! <nowiki>*</nowiki>shoves Flart<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Careful, kid, this deadly slide isn't that stable — WHOA! <nowiki>*</nowiki>slide starts to collapse<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'm falling!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|I got ya, kid! <nowiki>*</nowiki>grabs Bart and helps him to hold on<nowiki>*</nowiki> We just gotta hold until the fire department gets here.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay! We can do this together. Wait, what's wrong?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Curse my sweaty palms! <nowiki>*</nowiki>slips and falls, grabs Bart's ankles on the way down<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|AAARH! Can't...hold us...both up! <nowiki>*</nowiki>slips and falls<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|We're all gonna die!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They're going to...land in the Lazy Puddle kiddie pool?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh God, kid, you landed on my collarbone. And my spine. And my bad knee. <nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We...we made it!}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That was great! I didn't know there was going to be a stunt show.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That wasn't a stunt show, that was our son!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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== Summer Splashin', Had Me a Blast ==
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{{THT|After completing The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That was amazing the way you almost killed me then accidentally saved my life!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|And it was amazing the way you held us up as long as you could. But also you're under arrest again.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What? After all we went through together?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, kid, but for a water park cop, water park law always comes first.}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, hold on. Look!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What? Oh, the "You must be this tall..." sign. Gonna rub it in my face again?}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|No, you're somehow taller?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You're right! I am!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|I guess when I was holding onto your ankles, I must have stretched you out.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> So I'm tall enough to ride the slide now?!}}
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}
{{TB|I mean, you would be if the Devil's Deluge wasn't just completely destroyed when we just slid down it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah...forgot.}}
{{THT|If the user has Paul Flart: '''Task: '''Make Paul Flart Let Bart Go (4h, Devil's Deluge, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Steal Paul Flart's Scooter (4h, Devil's Deluge, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance or Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So, Bart? You just had to steal Paul Flart's scooter...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't "have to" do anything. But yes, I've acquired a certain water park cop's official cop scooter.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Now I can ride it around our neighborhood for the rest of the summer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, take your scooter and get me a six-pack of Duff.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|But I'm not old enough.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|This kid and all of his excuses!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
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