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== No Bucks Given ==
=== No Bucks Given Intro ===
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{{THT|After the user logs in on March 18th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Isotopes Stadium for the opening day of baseball!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I hope this is the year the Isotopes finally win a World Series!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|With Buck Mitchell in the lineup, we won't lose a single game!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Sadly the Isotopes will be without star slugger, Buck Mitchell, who is facing the proverbial "changeup" of marriage: divorce.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Buck and pop superstar Tabitha Vixx are divorcing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|How could our unlicensed marriage counseling not keep them together?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm going straight to the opening day of divorce court!}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}
{{TB|Hot dogs! Ten-dollar hot dogs!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And you and your hot dogs are coming with me!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Rush to Divorce Court (6s, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Try to Stop Homer (6s, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, you and Lisa wait here so I can stop your father from stopping that divorce!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Smack on that lip balm because it's time for the "KISS CAM"!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Moe and Lunchlady Dora?! The Van Houtens?! Skinner and his mom?! Oh no...}}
{{Tapped Out Bart and Lisa grossed out Icon}}
{{TB|Us!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Ew! Ew! Mom, wait! We're coming with you!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== No Bucks Given Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing No Bucks Given Intro:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|And that's why my client wants to split everything down the middle, equally.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds good to me. Well, if anyone objects to this divorce let them speak now or forever hold their peace.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I, Homer Simpson, OBJECT!}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|Here to offer more sage marital advice, Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I also OBJECT to your sarcastic tone! You two belong together. True love and the Isotopes' season depend on it!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, getting divorced doesn't stop me from playing baseball.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|*chewing noise*}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Are you eating a hot dog?}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, I'll take one. No relish.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets [x200]<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Object Again to Buck and Tabitha's Divorce (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>If the user has Judge Snyder: '''Task:''' Make Judge Snyder Postpone Buck and Tabitha's Divorce (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|I'm putting an immediate thirty day hold on your divorce! You are hereby... still married!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|All 'cause some mustard-covered jerk said "I object"?}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield law is clear: "If a shout causes doubt, you must hear them out".}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|This is crazy! Mr. Lawyer Guy, aren't you going to do anything?!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Judge's orders. We'll just have to reconvene next month.}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|But how can I re-learn all my song lyrics before Homerpalooza if Buck is filling my head with boring baseball words?}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|As if your songs are so complex?}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|I wrote "Trouble-istic" and it went platinum faster than you can swing a bat!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, can I "un-object" to this divorce?}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell and Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|Shut up, Homer!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== No Bucks Given Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing No Bucks Given Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Look, you guys helped us rediscover our love, but since then we've been more miserable than your average Mets fan.}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|Buck and I love each other, it's true. But maybe love isn't everything.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Take that back! I know Homer and I weren't the best unlicensed marriage counselors in the world--}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|All Homer did was put on glasses, nod, and pretend to write things down in that notebook.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I was playing tic-tac-toe against myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|And sure, it was wrong that Homer legally objected to your divorce.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|But now the court is giving you one more marital at-bat. Who knows, maybe you'll hit a home run this time?}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|Seems unlikely.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait! I know the perfect place for you to overcome all the obstacles of marriage. The Springfield Ninja Conqueror Course!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets [x200]<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Attempt Obstacle Course (4h, Isotope Stadium)<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Attempt Obstacle Course (4h, Isotope Stadium)<br>If the user has Tabitha Vixx: '''Task:''' Make Tabitha Vixx Attempt Obstacle Course (4h, Isotope Stadium)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Springfield Ninja Conqueror: #ConqueringLoveEdition.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Here's our first Ninja, Homer Simpson. All he has to do is leap from each floating heart and cross to the other side...}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no! Homer's weight has submerged the step, which is now spring-loaded! He's just launched himself over the course and straight into a parked car!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|My station wagon!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Next up, popstar sensation Tabitha Vixx on the Salmon Ladder.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Tabitha, you're supposed to climb with the pole, not dance on the pole!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|And the judges give it a perfect ten. Tabitha Vixx is the Ninja Conqueror... and five hundred thousand dollar GRAND PRIZE winner!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Half of that is mine!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== No Bucks Given Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing No Bucks Given Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Since you both agreed to split that extra five hundred thousand dollars in prize money, you're hereby officially divorced!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Because of you, Homer, we're happily divorced and even richer than we were before!}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|I invested my grand prize money in concert teleprompter technology. Now that I know my own lyrics, my tour's sold out worldwide!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So everybody's happy. Tic, tac, toe -- I win!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not happy! You spend so much time trying to fix other people's marriages that you've neglected your own.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But we counseled them together -- we were a team!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|My client will only accept further communication in writing.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Your client?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|If Buck and Tabitha are happier divorced, maybe we would be too. I'm moving out!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Not if I move out first!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Fine, you move out.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets [x200]<br>'''Task:''' Make Bart Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help (4h, Isotope Stadium)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help (4h, Isotope Stadium)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dad? I thought Mom kicked you out?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|She did, but I'm taking the fridge. Most of the stuff in there is mine anyway.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Homer. Need a hand with that fridge?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Buzz off, you steroid hall-of-fame asterisk!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, what's with your dad?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|When he tried to save your marriage, it destroyed his. He probably blames you or something.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|That's awful! I'm sure if I talk to him, I can get him to win your mom back.}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|And I'll talk to Marge. Just because Buck and I are happily divorced doesn't mean it's something everyone should do.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Luann and I are getting divorced, so I wanted to see if Homer'd go splitsies with me on a bachelor pad.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== No Bucks Given Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After completing No Bucks Given Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Okay Homer, to win Marge back I'm gonna teach you the most important skill in baseball: reading pitches.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Now, you're the batter. If you know what the next pitch is going to be, then you'll know where to swing.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Isn't that how the Astros and Red Sox cheated to win the World Series?}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, but I'm teaching you how to read pitches the old-fashioned way: with your eyes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I just don't get how this makes Marge like me again.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, if you're better at reading and understanding what Marge wants, then maybe you'll figure out how you can save your marriage.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I get it! It's like a metaphor!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets [x200]<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Attempt Impressive Baseball Feats (4h, Isotope Stadium)<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Attempt Suggestive Dance Moves (4h, Isotope Stadium)<br>If the user has Tabitha Vixx: '''Task:''' Make Tabitha Vixx Coach Marge (4h, Isotope Stadium)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, our marriage is on the brink and you're playing a game of catch?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Buck said learning to read pitches will make me a better listener or something? Is that what you said--?}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|Really, Buck? Baseball is your answer to everything. You should diversify!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Well, sexy dancing is your answer to everything! Maybe you should practice singing instead of just Auto-Tuning everything!}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|I'm so relieved I'm not married to you anymore!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Me too! I'd rather play for the Marlins than see your sexy dancing ever again!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Are you guys flirting or something?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== No Bucks Given Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After completing No Bucks Given Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|I still have feelings for you Buck. Maybe we rushed our divorce?}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|I agree. Let's get remarried!}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|This is like déjà vu all over again... I'm in! *making out noises*}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, divorces not lasting are so romantic.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|You know, Homie, maybe we should also get back together.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe if we renewed our vows, I could express my love for you better.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Homie, that's all I ever wanted.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets [x200]<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Renew His Vows (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Renew Her Vows (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry. I got so caught up in Tabitha and Buck's divorce that I neglected our own marriage.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh Homie, renewing our vows was such a wonderful idea!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So now can I move back into the house?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Of course, Homie.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Kirk! I'm canceling my deposit on the bachelor pad!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Man, I just bought us matching cigar jackets.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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=== No Bucks Given Outro ===
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{{THT|After completing No Bucks Given Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, it's you guys again...}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|We'd just like to thank you and Marge for helping us realize we're better off married.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck Mitchell Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, you've taught us that no matter how crazy you make each other feel, it's always less crazy than the prospect of going it alone.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's sort of depressing.}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|Are you saying you're just with me because you're scared to be alone...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge, quick! Shut the door before they get divorced again!}}
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, Buck's right. Maybe the secret to marriage is accepting that you'll never do better.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Duh! Everyone knows that. *shuts door*}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Buck Mitchell Get Remarried to Tabitha Vixx (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>If the user has Tabitha Vixx: '''Task:''' Make Tabitha Vixx Get Remarried to Buck Mitchell (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Attend Buck and Tabitha's Second Wedding (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Marge Attend Buck and Tabitha's Second Wedding (4h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You really scared me, Mom. I thought you were divorcing Dad for good.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No, your father and I are stronger than ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Then why is the fatso crying?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Because now that Tabitha and Buck are back together, Buck's lost his baseball mojo!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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