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== You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad ==
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{{THT|After the user logs in on November 18th:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homie, could you run to the store to pick up a few things for Thanksgiving dinner tonight?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But Marge, if I leave now, I won't know who wins the big game!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|And going into the fourth quarter, the Shelbyville Sharks lead the Springfield Atoms fifty-six to zero. I think it's safe to say we know who will win the big game.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I guess I'll just go pick up the ingredients for the fruit salad myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Fruit salad? Never! The only fruit I'll be eating this Thanksgiving will come in canned form.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Delectable cranberry sauce. The one time of year dessert comes with the main course instead of after.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't buy any cranberry sauce this year. I told you, we're having fruit salad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|WHAT?! No Thanksgiving dinner is gonna get served without cranberry sauce on my watch! I'm heading to the store!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you said you couldn't leave because you were watching the game?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That was before you threatened me with fruit salad. Also I don't really care about the game. I just didn't want to get off the couch.}}
{{THT|If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Grumble Under Her Breath (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Hunt for Cranberry Sauce (6s, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Eatie-Gourmet's...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sprawl-Mart, Li'l Valu-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart, Speed-E-Mart, Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart, and Springfield Hunting Supplies? I'm sure I'll find some...somewhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I guess I could try Swapper Jack's, but that's a health food store...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, and...wait, where was I?}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Cranberry Calamity ==
=== Cranberry Calamity Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After completing You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Of course I can't find a parking space! This place is the worst. And why is everyone so happy here? Don't these people know they're buying health food?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Focus, Homer. We've got a job to do. And by God we're gonna do it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Eegh. What is this stuff? Swapper O's? Swapper Jack's Okra Chips?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Just my luck. Even this place doesn't have any cranberry sauce. <nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I guess I'll go tell the family Thanksgiving is cancelled this year.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>psst<nowiki>*</nowiki> You there. Yeah, you in the tight-fitting mustard-stained shirt.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, at least I'm not ten feet tall with three legs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh my God, you're an alien! I always knew there was something fishy about Swapper Jack's!}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|I've travelled back through time and space to experience a traditional Earth Thanksgiving.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|It's the holiday that will one day inspire Blargsgiving on our planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute...you speak English?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm mind-melding into your brain. It's much more efficient. Now, did I hear you say you were looking for cranberry sauce?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You have some?!}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Not here. Meet me out back in fifteen Earth minutes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Fifteen Earth minutes? How long is that in my time?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Fifteen minutes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You could have just said that.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x155]<br>If the user has Blarg Alien: '''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Meet Homer (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go Around Back (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|I have a gift for you, Deluxe Earthling. This is a "special" cranberry sauce from my future world.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Looks pretty good... But there's so little of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe now, but this sauce will replicate whenever it's fed bones. That means you can have as much cranberry sauce as you like.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|But heed this warning. NEVER feed it any bones from living creatures. Only bones that are long dead. Do you understand what I have told you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Gimme the sauce, gimme the sauce!}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take that as a yes.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Cranberry Calamity Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So, definitely not enough cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving dinner. But that alien in the alley said I just need to feed it bones and it'll replicate.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And when have I ever been known to ignore life advice acquired in an alley?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|Greetings, Homer. I didn't know you were a patron of "the Swapper".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, look at the size of that bone in your hair! Hey, Mel, I'll give you fifty bucks for that thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|I beg your pardon? This bone is one hundred percent authentic Albino Chupacabra. And I should say is worth a fair bit more than fifty dollars.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sixty.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|Deal! You just paid for my entire "Swapping" excursion. Toodles!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, crazy alien sauce, time to do your stuff!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Feed Mel's Bone to the Sauce (4h, Swapper Jack's or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look at all this cranberry sauce! This'll feed everyone! Or at least me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But...what if my family eats all this delicious sauce... There'd be none for leftovers tomorrow.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I know! I'll go dig up graves at Springfield Cemetery and use those bones! It's the only logical next step.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Cranberry Calamity Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Um, Homer? Why are you covered in grave dirt? And what's this giant bog of cranberry sauce doing in the garage?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What, this? This has been here forever. You're really losin' it, Marge.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Mmm-hmm. Well, go get cleaned up. My sisters just got here.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Really? Hey Patty and Selma! Come out to the garage! I did something you'll want to belittle me for!}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, this'll be good. C'mon, Selma. It sounds like Christmas came a little early this year.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Come on in, ladies. I hope you've been drinking your milk. Always want to keep those bones strong, am I right?}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x195]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Feed Patty and Selma to the Sauce (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Patty: '''Task: '''Make Patty Tell Homer He's Fat as She's Being Eaten (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Selma: '''Task: '''Make Selma Tell Homer He's Useless as She's Being Eaten (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>growling noises<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I heard a scream! What happened? Ahhhh! What the heck is that?}}
{{Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>raaaaawr<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like even the cranberry sauce gets irritated by your sisters! Run for it!}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Cranberry Calamity Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this breaking news. A tornado is currently ripping through Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, sorry. Our cue card guy has gotten the pre-written disaster cards mixed up. Just a minute while he gets it sorted.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this breaking news. Springfield is under attack by a giant jelly monster!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's the last time I mind-meld with a space alien.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Space alien?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, you know. The alien who gave me the living space cranberry sauce that turned into that jelly monster when I fed it your aunts?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, THAT alien.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|In his defense, he DID say not to feed it the bones of the living. So that's on me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. So this jelly monster feeds off the bones of the living... I'll need to call for some backup to figure out how to stop this thing from destroying the town.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay but hurry up. Dinner is still at four.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x110]<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Call Martin for Help (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Martin: '''Task: '''Make Martin Come to the Rescue (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So we know the jelly monster grows whenever it's fed bones.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|My God. It's the perfect organism!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, I guess? But how do we stop it?}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I believe I've deduced the best course of action. Follow me!}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>voluntarily sacrifices himself to the jelly monster<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What are you doing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I giveth my body to become one with perfection!}}
{{Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>eats Martin's bones<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Don't really see why he had to get naked first, but okay...}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
=== Cranberry Calamity Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well Dad, there's no stopping the jelly monster. It even erected a giant metal can for itself in the town square!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Of all the ways I could die, I never thought it would be food that did me in.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Look, there's a spaceship landing!}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Relax, Earthlings. That is merely the spacetime vessel of my fellow Blargonians, here to retrieve me and the one you call "Jelly Monster."}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|I was sent ahead to prepare "The Great Jelly." Though I can't take all the credit, as it was your father who turned it into its fully sentient form.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|"The Great Jelly"? That thing just wrecked half the town and ate my aunts and my friend from school!}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, in retrospect, I can see how that might be received as... not "great." I could do a simple re-boning on your aunts and friend if you like.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Just the friend will be fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, wait, Lisa, which friend is it?}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Cranberry Sauce Cans [x185]<br>If the user has Blarg Alien: '''Task: '''Make Blarg Alien Put Everyone's Bones Back (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Be Grossed Out by the Re-boning (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Nearly Faint Watching the Re-boning (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Martin: '''Task: '''Make Martin Lose "One With Perfection" Status (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|There we are. Re-boned and good as new.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|What happened? I'm back? Am I still one with perfection?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Everything is back to the way it was. As my people say, no harm, no foul.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Other than the millions of dollars of property damage?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, specifically excluding that.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
== The Legend of the Jelly ==
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{{THT|After completing Cranberry Calamity Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|So...why did you unleash your jelly monster on us?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|The Great Jelly is the key to peace across all of Blargonia...}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|But in order for it to reach its true form and ensure continued peace, it required more human bones than we had laying around on our planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Being a peaceful race, we could never have fed it humans ourselves lest we face the wrath of the Jelly God, Jam Master Jeff.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, you guys set me up!}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Apologies, it was necessary for the survival of Blargmanity. Here, have a bite of The Great Jelly.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woo hoo! <nowiki>*</nowiki>bites off a piece of the jelly monster.<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The Great Jelly won't mind being eaten?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|The Great Jelly's one purpose is to bring squishy cranberry goodness to the mouths of everyone it meets.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Except the people whose bones it eats.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Look, we're crazy aliens who worship a cranberry monster. This was never going to make perfect sense.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Take a Bite Out of Jelly Monster (4h, Humanity's Hope or Brown House)<br>If the user has Jelly Monster: '''Task: '''Make Jelly Monster Be Happy (4h, Humanity's Hope or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Now, oh Great Jelly, aboard our ship awaits your throne.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Which, funnily enough, we fashioned from the skulls of humans in the future after we wiped out their entire race, but they don't know that yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>waves goodbye<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|We shall return to our time and planet, and we won't be back until we require more bones.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>attempts to start ship<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|It's not starting. We're out of antimatter. Did nobody fill up when you stopped on Andromeda?}}
{{Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>facepalms<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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