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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Real Investorettes
|image = 
|level = 50
|update = {{TOCU|Level 50}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Luann]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], {{TOCG|Investorettes}}, [[Skinner]], {{TOCG|Investorette Boys}}
|optional = [[Bumblebee Man]]
|previous = {{TOQP|The Joy of Gossip|1}}
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Real Investorettes''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 50}} content update. It requires [[Luann]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|>We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Can't you just call us Investors?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business...}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Investorettes}} Seriously Gossip|4 hours|the [[Skinner House]]|4}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Serve Refreshments|4 hours|the [[Skinner House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|What is this teaching us about investing?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|SQWARK!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Now teach us something about finance!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|SQWARK!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Like that idea I just had.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|First, if you don't count illegal investments.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|SQWARK!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Investorettes}} Plan a Pro Wrestling Show|8 hours|the [[Municipal House of Pancakes]]|4}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Investorette Boys}} Find a Spanish Translator|8 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|If Bumblebee Man is owned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Stinky Pete?}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|Ay Chihuahua!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico!}}
{{THT|If Bumblebee Man is not owned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You mean Bumblebee Man?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.}}
{{Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon}}
{{TB|¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|What did he say?}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|Mucho Queso.}}
{{Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|¿Estamos comiendo nachos?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Shall we get down to business?}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|¿Los accidentes para su gato?}}
{{Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon}}
{{TB|¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Investorettes}} Attend a Negotiation Meeting|12 hours|the [[Municipal House of Pancakes]]|4}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate|12 hours|the [[Municipal House of Pancakes]]|char=[[Bumblebee Man]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|Tu esposa huele a pescado.}}
{{Tapped Out El Bombastico Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}GASP{{*}} ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know --}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|I invented it when [[Harry Houdini|Houdini]] refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Which I also do not speak.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|What a disaster. And it's all your fault!}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon}}
{{TB|Ay dios mio!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|[[Duffman]] won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Bumblebastico}}
{{TB|Ay Ay Ay!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|WOULD I EVER!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Bumblebastico}}
{{TB|No. No me gusta.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.}}
{{Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon|Bumblebastico}}
{{TB|Que lastima!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|His Spanish is getting much better.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Investorettes}} Host a Pro Wrestling Show|24 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|4}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!|24 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Bumblebee Man]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Name one thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'd prefer not to.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|5000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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