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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Sergeant Syntax
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|This Thanksgiving's Gone to the Birds!}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Quinn Hopper]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''Sergeant Syntax''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|This Thanksgiving's Gone to the Birds!}} content update. It requires [[Quinn Hopper]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|Thousands of apps released everyday, each one more garbage than the last. Recyclr, Dumpstr, Trashbax.... Wait, these actually ARE garbage apps.}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|These pencil pushers lack the guidance to create anything truly brilliant. Like, for instance... an app that lets you push... pencils?}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Grr, maybe I need some help direct from the source code.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quinn Hopper Consult CONRAD|8 hours|[[CONRAD]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|I'm still not sure why we programmed an AI robot to have so many neuroses... But, CONRAD did give me a decent idea.}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|Instead of creating apps, I should become a consultant and tell OTHER people how to create apps.}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Half the hours, twice the pay, all while doing none of the work while taking all of the credit. What a time to be alive!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quinn Hopper Insult Student's Code|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|Man yelling at all those kids' apps makes me need some JAVA. Now to give them all grades: C, C+, C++.}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|Let's see what child I'm debugging next.}}
{{Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon}}
{{TB|You're on lice check duty too? Welcome aboard.}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait, zero students today? Outrage! Who am I supposed to insult? I mean constructively criticize.}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You there! Your glasses are DUMB!}}
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oooooooohhhhh. Someone take me to the hospital, because I just got burned! No, seriously, I need help.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quinn Hopper Debate Tabs Versus Spaces|24 hours|the [[Java Server]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Quinn Hopper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|Finally, a new student. He has all the look of a nerd but I'm worried none of the brains.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not all nerds are smart! That's prejudicial. Some of us are just losers!}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|Genius has come from more unusual places. Before [[Steve Jobs]] created Apple, he was just a trespasser on Reed's campus.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Do you really think my app Bed Wettr could be the next big hit?}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Your app is called Bed Wettr. Do I even want to know what it does?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|It's an app that reminds you to get up out of bed and use the bathroom. Also you get points for any accidents during the day.}}
{{Tapped Out Quinn Hopper Icon}}
{{TB|Did your phone just beep?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|I just got 1000 soaked sheet points! Unrelated, do you have any extra culottes?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quinn Hopper Insult Everything Milhouse Has Ever Written|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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