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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Celeb-o-mania
|image = 
|level = 31
|update = {{TOCU|Level 31}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Quimby]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Carl]], [[Lenny]]
|optional = 
|previous = {{TOQP2|Military Antiques|9}}
|next = {{TOQP|Climbing Up To The D-List|6}}
}}

'''Celeb-o-mania''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 31}} content update. The questline unlocks [[Wolfcastle]] and [[Wolfcastle's Mansion]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something." Eventually that "something" could turn into something.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shiny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build Wolfcastle's Mansion|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Wolfcastle's Mansion]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Wolfcastle]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|That's not all we got you.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Distract?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain."}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfcastle Exercise|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext|Egoin' Crazy|1}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{TOQPrev|Egoin' Crazy|2}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Excellent.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext|Climbing Up To The D-List|1}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{TOQPrev|Climbing Up To The D-List|3}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I fear she could succeed in uniting everyone, since she is the only teacher we have.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}}
{{TB|Skinner, I need real health insurance.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}}
{{TB|I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfcastle Pose|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mrs. Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break|10 minutes||3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}}
{{TB|If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext|Egoin' Crazy|3}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{TOQPrev|Egoin' Crazy|4}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman...}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|... and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Carl Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lenny Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext|Climbing Up To The D-List|4}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{TOQPrev|Climbing Up To The D-List|5}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow|60 minutes|{{Channel 6}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Comic Book Person imagines an audience for 'Comic Book Man,' vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make 'Sassy Mamas' a hit.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|That Viggums boy doesn't get that on 'Little Wiggy Poo Poo' he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I am being mocked across entertainment platforms.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion|24 hours|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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