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:''[Introduction]''
{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson|Sargent Simpson]]}} Burns shot me down, the yellow-livered Jerry-kisser!  He’s after the art in the crates!  You gotta catch the art before it lands on his ship.  Use your superhero get up, even though it makes you look like a pansy!
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:''[Bart successfully going through the rings]''
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Nice flying, G.I. Grandson!
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} You fly like a girl -- which is a good thing!
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Video games of the future have taught you well!
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Well done, grandson!  Greatness must have skipped a generation.
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns|Private Burns]]}} Oh, damn your purple hide, you lavender little quisling!
{{qf|Private Burns}} Ug! If there's one thing I hate, it's skillful gliding!
{{qf|Private Burns}} Blast your video game skills!  Also, what are video games?
{{qf|Private Burns}} I hope you get sent to the joy division--say, that would be a great name for a band!
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:''[Bart completing the mission]''
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} You did it, Bart!  You earned a week of R & R in a French cat house!
{{qf|Private Burns}} Blast! That "super-ed hero" has foiled my plans! Where's polio when you need it!
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:''[Bart failing the mission]''
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Dagnabit!  Which is a brand-new slang word for "you suck!"
{{qf|Private Burns}} Oh frabjous day! callooh, callay! the ugly boy has failed!

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