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=== Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know why I thought the government was the answer. I need help from a higher power!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|[[God]]?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|What?! Is He in this game before me too?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Helen Plead with a Higher Power|8 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh great one, hear my wishes!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've been good, followed all the rules, publically<!--sic--> shamed people for the things they do in private, and for this I believe I should be rewarded.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Look, lady. I don't know who gave you my information, but that's not how things are done around here.}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
{{TB|There are strategy meetings, lawyers, names picked out of hats...}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|PLEASE!}}
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{{TB|Fine! But don't say a nerd never did anything for you.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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