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=== Episode version ===
:'''Homer:'''
:I like to walk down the avenue,
:Bust a move with [[Disco Stu]].

:'''Disco Stu:'''
:You shake me from my booty,
:To my 'fro.

:'''Homer:'''
:Yes, I strut down the boulevard,
:Burning off my excess lard.
:I rarely feel the need to utter "[[d'oh]]".

:''Top of the mornin', ladies.''

:'''[[Patty]]:'''
:''Bite us.''

:'''Homer:'''
:I can walk from [[Springfield]] to [[Alaska]],
:Then hobknob with the stars in Malibu.

:'''{{Ch|Steve Buscemi}}:'''
:''Hi, Homer, I'm actor Steve Buscemi.''

:'''Homer:'''
:''The guy who got fed into the wood chipper in {{W2|Fargo|film}}?!''
:And when I hear...

:'''[[Turks|Turkmenistanians]]:'''
:You can't walk to [[Turkmenistan]].

:'''Homer:'''
:I say, "Of course I can! Screw you!"

:'''Steve Buscemi:'''
:''Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?''

:'''Turkmenistanians:'''
:''Would we?''

:'''Homer:'''
:Oh, I love to perambulate,
:It's standing still I really hate.
:So let me please reiterate:
:I love to—