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== Personality ==
Eccentric demeanor notwithstanding, Goose is cleverer than he lets on. He seems to be skilled at breaking and entering, illusion, and gadgetry in general. When Goose visits the Simpson home, he manages to sneak into the house when they're all at the front answering the door. He also produces confetti and flowers (which he gives to [[Marge]]) from out of his hat, leaves from out of nowhere, and roller skates from out of the bottoms of his shoes. Another one of Goose's tricks is disappearing in his own shop (albeit not always successfully), thanks to a hidden trapdoor.

Goose also has enough business sense to manage a successful chain of joke shops (which he tongue-in-cheekily refers to as "over 20 stores in over 30 states") and to retain lawyers to avoid paying Bart any of the proceeds from the sale of his T-shirt line.

Goose says he was a Green Beret with the [[USMC|Marines]] and fought in [[Vietnam]], and the things he saw there are what made him crazy.