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== Plot ==
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[[Homer]] leaves work, and when he is reminded that his diet is starting on the first day of the month (which is today), he decides to have one last binge at [[Springfield]]'s [[Fast-Food Boulevard]]. After filling up, he decides to throw away his wrappers and the contents of his car in a trash can outside of a [[Krusty Burger]], tossing away a leaky battery and a lit match. The acid from the leaky battery eats a hole in a gas main, with the lit match igniting the gas. A fire starts which soon causes nearby gas pipes to explode, destroying Fast-Food Boulevard completely.

At a town hall meeting, the enraged residents of Springfield demand that Fast-Food Boulevard be rebuilt immediately. To fund the reconstruction, a bond measure is proposed, to be voted on when Springfield's Presidential primary election is held. As the primary is too far in the future, [[Mayor Quimby]] moves it to the upcoming weekend, making Springfield's presidential primary the first in the nation. Candidates and reporters head to Springfield when they hear the news. [[Lisa]] soon discovers that none of the candidates in the election are compelling.

The candidates flock to the [[Simpsons]], who are undecided. Their home is filled with people and their yard is covered with reporters; helicopters and news vans surround the lot. [[Kent Brockman]] asks Moe which party he likes, [[Moe]] replies, "I like girls." When Kent asks if he is a registered voter, Moe says that he is a "{{W|Sex offender registration|registered something}}". When voting day arrives, an angry Homer and other citizens hold a meeting in [[Moe's Tavern]]. Homer suggests the people vote for the most ridiculous candidate, whom they choose after [[Chief Wiggum]] suggests himself. The same night, [[Kent Brockman]] announces an unexpected turn of events: Springfield has rejected all the leading candidates and voted for 8-year-old [[Ralph Wiggum]], who wins the primary, much to the shock of [[Lisa Simpson]].

Ralph is immediately embraced as the leading candidate, and Homer and [[Bart]] embrace him by becoming his fans. Lisa, however, is miserable, as she knows how intellectually stunted Ralph has always shown himself to be. A news report (called ''Headbutt'') shows Ralph has no idea of which party's nomination he is seeking. The [[Springfield Republican Party]] decides to fight for Ralph, knowing certain victory will come during the election. The Springfield [[Springfield Democratic Party|Democratic Party]] knows that greatness will come once they win Ralph over. The leaders of the Republican and Democratic parties break into Ralph's home, wanting to fight for him. Lisa confronts Ralph among the media frenzy, attempting to convince him to not run. Ralph tells Lisa he wants to run so he can bring peace between warring nations. He is proven to be a formidable candidate, and both the Republicans and the Democrats support Ralph for president. The episode ends with a political commercial for Ralph, sponsored by both parties.