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=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Umm... Dad? I like the ninja suit and all, but can I offer one small piece of constructive criticism?}}
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sure honey, as long as you don't expect me to listen or care, you can do whatever you'd like!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, it's just that... don't you think that suit is a bit tight? I mean... I've seen vacuum sealed turkeys with less contour than you.}}
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You're not angry at me for being honest are you?}}
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Of course not Lisa. I'm furious! But as luck would have it, the ninja suit came with a pamphlet describing an ancient calming technique.}}
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Apparently you just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm pretty sure that's already how you cope with everything.}}
{{Tapped Out Ninja Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Precisely! Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to pop the seal off this proverbial turkey.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place Practice Snake}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes|60 minutes|{{TOG|Practice Snakes}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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