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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Bart, did I ever tell you about the time I was a Spanish bullfighter?}}
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{{TB|Honestly, what's the best way to stop this story before it starts? Be straight with me, man.}}
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{{TB|You don't believe me, is that it? Well, I'll prove it to ya! El Matador Americano Stupido is back!}}
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{{TB|First I'll need a red cape.}}
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{{TB|The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge...}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Steal Confessional Curtains|60 minutes|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Now, the key to bullfighting is to get the bulls good and mad at ya. An angry bull makes mistakes.}}
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{{TB|You gotta know how to insult a bull. Remember that bulls don't understand English. They speak Spanish.}}
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{{TB|Which is why the best bullfighters are all Spaniards. Let me show you how it's done.}}
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{{TB|Umm... Grampa, I don't know where you're going to find bulls around here.}}
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{{TB|I don't know what you're talking about boy, they're everywhere!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Taunt Springfielders|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{TB|Now, once the bull is hoppin' mad at ya, he'll charge. That's when you stick him with your sword, and wait for him to bleed to death.}}
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{{TB|As a general rule, I approve of all violence. But even I think this sport is disturbing.}}
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{{TB|I need to get me a sword. Isn't there a pirate that lives down by the shore?}}
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{{TB|The Sea Captain? He's no pirate. I think he mainly leads whale-watching daytrips. Not a happy man.}}
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{{TB|He talks like a pirate. That whole "argh" thing.}}
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{{TB|Yeah, and it's annoying. Funny, you don't see him around much anymore, do you?}}
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{{TB|It's like everybody just decided all at once they were tired of him.}}
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{{TB|It happens. [[Disco Stu]] went that way. Sad. But, back to the mission at hand -- time to steal some swords!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build the Frying Dutchman}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Abe Steal Swords from the Sea Captain|12 hours|[[The Frying Dutchman]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
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{{TB|Got my sword, and I'm ready to execute some majestic animals in the slowest, most painful way possible, to the delight of everyone!}}
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{{TB|Hey, watch it with that sword. You're swinging it around like a maniac.}}
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{{TB|"Maniac" is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull.}}
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{{TB|Most of me is replacement limbs stitched on by Spanish surgeons after I hacked off parts of my body.}}
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{{TB|Lotta Dr. Frankenstein-types in Spain. Wonderful country, Spain. Great food, great architecture, and great Frankensteins.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Practice Swordsmanship|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Abe! You can't wave a sword around in public!}}
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{{TB|Now, if it was an AR-15 assault rifle you were brandishing, that would be fine.}}
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{{TB|It would be especially fine if you were to carry it openly into a restaurant --}}
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{{TB|-- as if you were desperate for someone to challenge your Constitutional right to be a scary creep.}}
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{{TB|Assault rifles are how we defend freedom and stop bad guys from ever committing any crimes.}}
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{{TB|It's why crime has ceased to exist -- because everybody is armed to the teeth.}}
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{{TB|But a SWORD???????? Swords are dangerous!}}
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{{TB|Aw, come on, Clancy. When he's slicing and dicing, he's not talking. And when he's not talking, my life is wonderful.}}
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{{TB|Fine. But if he hurts anyone, YOU have to arrest him. AND do the investigating and statement-taking and all that yucky police work stuff.}}
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{{TB|Deal!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Hey! Why am I waving a sword around? What's this cape around my neck?}}
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{{TB|You were being a bullfighter. Just like in the old days.}}
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{{TB|I was never a bullfighter! How could I possibly have had time, when I was the world's most celebrated pesterer of convenience store shoppers?}}
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{{TB|Here, let me show you how it's done...}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Pester People in Kwik-E-Mart|8 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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