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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Roscoe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, this steel mill's turned out to be a real fixer-upper!}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|To pay for the renovations, I'm going to use the space at night as a gay dance bar for moustached men: "The Anvil."}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Heh heh, let's see Flanders try to spin this as a miracle!}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|Does this Flanders guy perchance have a moustache? I need to hire some go-go dancers.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Then let's go-go meet him!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Roscoe Chat with Flanders|8 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Flanders, your happy days are over. Get ready to be like the rest of us!}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, Homer, two miracles in one day. First the steel mill, and then you introduce me to Roscoe!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What the--? You LIKED meeting Roscoe?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|I gave him some renovation tips from my experience remodeling my baptistery. Helped me meet my monthly help-thy-neighbor quota.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But didn't you get freaked out when he asked you to be a go-go dancer?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|He said I could wear khakis over the thong. How could I refuse? I'll be working Tuesdays and Thursdays -- stop by and say hi!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Roscoe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Ned, mind if I ask you for some business advice?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Sure, I love pain-free ways of superficially showing tolerance!}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|So, if past experience is a guide, church-going males are an important potential customer base for my gay dance club.}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|What's the best way to reach that audience?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|You know, many people don't realize the New Testament has a lot to say about New Media...}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Give Business Tips|12 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Roscoe Take Notes|12 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Roscoe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Welcome Ned, to the grand opening of The Anvil!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Opening? Shouldn't you be closing? It's midnight.}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|Apparently you're unaware that in the EDM-based male-dance-club subculture, things only really get going after midnight.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Get Down at the Anvil|4 hours|the [[Ajax Steel Mill]]|10}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Roscoe Play Hard|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I'm beginning to regret giving you all that advice.}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What, can't you handle this much scantily-clad stache?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm perfectly comfortable in my stachehood. But it's after midnight on a Saturday, which means it's technically Sunday! This is sacreligious!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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