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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ach! Mah Scottish back!}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's the third time this week. It's taking all the joy out of digging graves.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|And I'm tired o' sleeping in a bed I dig for myself each night. There's got to be something better.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|I need to look in the paper for another job. It'll take all me savings to buy one, but you got to spend money to make money!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gravedigger Billy Search the Classifieds|4 hours|the [[Office of Unemployment]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm here to begin a lucrative career in manual labor!}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, start shopping for yachts. Anyway, you any good with a jackhammer or power drill?}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know what those are. But I do have my own shovel.}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Great...}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gravedigger Billy Try to Build With a Shovel|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I canneh believe they fired me just for digging into a gas line.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The explosion only destroyed stuff they were going to demolish anyways. And about a dozen people.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But I'll land on my feet. Which is more than I can say for the people caught in the explosion.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I just need a job in a more respectable field.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe I'll try bootlegging!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gravedigger Billy Distill Moonshine|8 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Listen here, interloper. I'm the only one in town that wears overalls, speaks funny and brews cheap, home-made hooch.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Back off my business or I'll have my children cough hepatitis on you.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|Relax you toothless git, I decided this business ain't fer me. I drank a batch of my stuff and got into an argument with me kneecap. And lost.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|If you need money, find a lady that'll pay to keep you around. I've been paid to leave, so I assume it works both ways.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|Are these women attractive?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|What do you think? They're paying for a reason.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I guess it'll be just like my job at the cemetery – putting lifeless things into cold, dark holes.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gravedigger Billy Find a Sugar Mama|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Turns out that rich sugar mamas want a man that's attractive and doesn't smell like dirt and tears.}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm just going ta end it all. Dig myself a hole and fall into it.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|Before you whack yourself, I might be able to use someone like you in my organization.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|You don't have an issue with the people you're burying not being dead, do you?}}
{{Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon}}
{{TB|I wouldn't even notice. When I'm diggin', I only see dirt. I'm really in the zone.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|You're hired! I just need your social security number and what size pinky ring you wear.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gravedigger Billy Work For Fat Tony|[[Fat Tony's Compound]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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