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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Homer, I'm seeing a lot of your children's influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.}}
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{{TB|You're welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.}}
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{{TB|No, Homer, I'm saying I don't want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.}}
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{{TB|What?! But your kids are weird!}}
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{{TB|Well, your kids are... wild!}}
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{{TB|How dare you! There's only one-way to settle the question of who's a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.}}
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{{TB|Huh? How would that settle anything?}}
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{{TB|Sounds like somebody's chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!}}
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{{TB|No, I just don't understand how minigolf relates to--}}
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{{TB|Bok-bok-bok-bok--}}
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{{TB|Fine, you're on!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament|12 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament|12 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|I wanna do this.}}
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{{TB|Sorry, this tournament is private.}}
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{{TB|Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said...}}
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{{TB|I wanna do this.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}gulp{{*}} Open tournament! Anyone can join!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.}}
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{{TB|I feel the same way.}}
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{{TB|I don't feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs.}}
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{{TB|Homer, you're doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you're saying.}}
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{{TB|What are you talking about? I'm not whispering!}}
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{{TB|I think they can hear me so I'm going to stop whispering now.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Rod Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Nelson Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can't believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?}}
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{{TB|Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.}}
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{{TB|Life's too short -- I'm gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!}}
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{{TB|Well, Nelson's out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole...}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn't crawl out!}}
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{{TB|So I guess you win this round, Bart.}}
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{{TB|Congratulations, Homer. You're being surprisingly gracious about this.}}
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{{TB|About what?}}
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{{TB|About Bart's winning.}}
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{{TB|We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!}}
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{{TB|That's the Homer I know.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|t's time for round two of this Yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.}}
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{{TB|Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?}}
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{{TB|Dad, you wouldn't have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.}}
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{{TB|But that entails not drinking and daily showers.}}
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{{TB|Fine. Gimme the putter.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Martin Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders!}}
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{{TB|Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.}}
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{{TB|Well, that doesn't make me feel very good.}}
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{{TB|You know what would've made you feel good?}}
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{{TB|Not losing?}}
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{{TB|Bingo.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf thing, it's... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I'm gonna nap in my car.}}
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{{TB| can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don't feel bad about it!}}
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{{TB|The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.}}
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{{TB|Okay, I feel a little bad.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ralph Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|I can't believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!}}
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{{TB|He must be some kind of golfing expert.}}
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{{TB|I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
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{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round.}}
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{{TB|In my book, you are all winners.}}
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{{TB|Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ralph Go Minigolfing|24 hours|[[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|The giant alligator ate my ball!}}
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{{TB|It's an alligator statue -- it's supposed to eat your ball. That's why there's a flag sticking out of it's nostril..}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
{{TB|I forfeit!}}
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{{TB|And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.}}
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{{TB|I'm like [[Tiger Woods]]... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.}}
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{{TB|So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!}}
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{{TB|Bart! I don't mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy!}}
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{{TB|I had an off day.}}
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{{TB|Ralphie's so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.}}
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{{TB|Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what's in that bag he handed you?}}
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{{TB|A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.}}
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{{TB|He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don't suck, you're just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!}}
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{{TB|I'm a great father!}}
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{{TB|Wanna play taser-tag?}}
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{{TB|I sure do, son. I sure do.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|2500}} and {{XP|250}}|colspan=2}}
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