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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Aww, man, this past-Springfield is even worse than future-Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Don't tell me future-Springfield never got any better after all the fine police work we did here.}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You do realize there's still a Chief Wiggum in the future?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I thought something like the Chief would have evolved out of existence.}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon}}
{{TB|That's a lot of body fat to get out of existence.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Future Lou Finally Get It|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Not Get It|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 2 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Since I'm here, I might as well lend a hand. What's on the docket for the day, past-Lou?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|I was just about to interrogate some suspects.}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon}}
{{TB|I'd love to jump in and help.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|Great! I'm assuming future cops have mastered reading minds?}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh...no. Can't do that in the future yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, we'll stick with the old "good cop, bad cop" routine.}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great. I'll be the "bad cop".}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Darn. That's the fun one.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Interview Suspects|4 hours|char=[[Lou]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Future Lou Interview Suspects|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Two cops grilling suspects didn't crack any cases.}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Said the "bad cop".}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Future Lou's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|I'm tellin' you, I had nothing to do with that hold-up at the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But you wrote it down on this list of jobs: "Rob the Kwik-E-Mart".}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|You got me. By which I mean, you DON'T got me! So long flatfoots! {{*}}runs away{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I hate when crooks call me "flatfoot". Don't they see I have perfect arches?}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like we're in for a foot chase.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|You better hang back. You'll only slow me down.}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You kiddin'? My arches are in better shape than yours!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|You're right! Those are some sweet feet. Let's go get this bad guy...together!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Pursue Criminals|4 hours|char=[[Lou]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Future Lou Pursue Criminals|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Snake Get Away|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Snake]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|So long, suckers. {{*}}laughs and gets away{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Snake escaped because you and your perfect arches couldn't keep up!}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Me?! That crook was right in calling you a flatfoot... Cinderella!}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Wow. Look at us. Are we only friends when we have someone else to make fun of?}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're right. That's sad.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wanna go make fun of Chief Wiggum?}}
{{Tapped Out Future Lou Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Buddy!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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