Editing I Am Their Queen

{{Realworld}}
'''I Am Their Queen''' is a song from the episode [[The President Wore Pearls]].  Due to the advice from our lawyers, we swear that this is also a completely original song not based on an existing one from a musical based on the life of Eva Peron we've never even heard of.  Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Dana Gould]].  It is part of the twentieth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].

==Lyrics ==
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
:''You wanted to see me?''

:'''[[Edna Krabappel]]''':
:''Actually, Lisa, I wanted ''you'' to see you. You're our president now. But you look like the First Lady of...Yaaaaaawn.''

:'''Lisa''':
:''What would you change?''

:'''Teachers''':
:Eyes, pearls, smile, hairpoints,
:Dress, voice, shoes, Swatch watch.

:'''Lisa''':
:I may be the new girl,
:But you can't brainwash me.
:Just Osh Kosh B'gosh me
:And then leave me be.
:To fight for kid power
:I must be heard not seen.
:I have to lead wisely
:Not just primp and preen.

:'''Teachers''':
:Nails, dimples, ears, scrunchie,
:Purse, lunchbox, teeth, [[Milhouse]].

:'''Lisa''':
:This beauting-up suits me,
:There's beauty within me.
:So let's Olsen Twin me,
:Give them someone to love.
:This grown-up makeover
:Has made me a super tween.
:For they are my people
:And I am their queen!

:'''[[Marge]]''':
:''Oh, Lisa, you look so successful, like you're the wife of a businessman.''

:'''[[Homer]]''':
:''I wish I could wear like a businessman. Then I'd have nice things.''
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[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]