Editing Simpsorama/Quotes

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''(After see Bender fall off the storm)'' What the hell was that?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
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:'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
:'''[[Bender]]:''' Ro-Mance.
:'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
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:'''[[Leela]]:''' ''(After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector)'' You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
:'''[[Fry]]:''' Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.
:'''Lisa:''' ''(to Fry on the hologram)'' Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Especially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.
:'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]:''' Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.
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:'''Bart:''' Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
:'''Leela:''' In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
:'''Professor Fransworth:''' Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
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:'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have beer in our time.
:'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.
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:'''[[Lou]]:''' ''(After he saw Bender killing a horse)'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off? 
:'''Lou:''' Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?
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:'''Lisa:''' They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.
:'''Bart:''' Will you shut up?

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