Editing How Miss Hoover Got Her Groove Back/Quotes

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:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': Okay, class. This is a pop quiz. Take out your number two pencils and you know the rest.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, boy! Pop quiz tuesday! I like this almost as much as strandardized test thursday!
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:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': Good morning, class! I'm you new teacher, Miss Hoover! Now, I have a lot of activites planned where you'll get to learn and have fun! This is going to be an exciting year for all of us, I think. Now who would like to-- uh, excuse me. Young man, you're supposed to be paying attention, not drawing pictures.
:'''[[Bart]]''': But I'm drawing a picture of you, miss Cootie.
:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': My name is miss Hoover.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry, miss Cootie. 
:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': It's pronuced, "miss Hoover".
:'''[[Bart]]''': Miss Cootie?
:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': Miss Hoover!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Miss Doodie?
:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': I am not "miss Doodie"!
:'''[[Bart]]''': The teacher said, "doodie"! Ahahaha!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Haw haw!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom, my teacher, Miss Hoover, has lost the will to teach. What am I going to do? Without an instructor that's engaged in my eduction, I could end up going to a second or third tier college!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, what makes you say she's lost her will to teach?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': She let Ralph grade our pop quizes! He gave everybody a "J+" and then sent us home for pie!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, maybe you could remind miss Hoover of why she got into teaching. Take her to some inspiring educational places.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hmmm... okay thanks, mom.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Sure. Now in the mean time... ...could you grab the toaster and pull?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, are you still holding on to your toast?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Maybe.
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:'''[[Ralph]]''': I can spin in cirles until my tummy goes whoopsie!
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:'''[[Edna]]''': So you lost your will to teach, huh?
:'''[[Miss Hoover]]''': Yeah.
:'''[[Edna]]''': Welcome to the club.