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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A League of His Own
|image = 
|level = 6
|update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Baseball Jasper]]
|optional = 
|previous = [[Retirement]]
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''A League of His Own''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} content update. It requires [[Baseball Jasper]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Zzzz…}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Jasper you fool! Why are you wearing an old-time woman's baseball uniform? And why is the name on the back “Jasperien?”}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It's not what you think!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|See, in the 1940s and early 50s, I posed as a woman to play in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. This was my uniform.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I know! I was on your team you idjit!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|But, see, I had a very good REASON to join the ladies' league. And it's not what you think. I did it… to avoid the draft.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I know! I joined for the same reason, and you ratted me out!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Did I? Oh. Well, you’ll never figure out why I put on the old uniform again.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Why I would risk having my subterfuge come to light after all these years…}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Because you're losing your skull marbles, and you thought it was 1953.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Right. Good guess.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Speaking of it being 1953 -- there's a fly ball! I got it! Jasperien's got it!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baseball Jasper Catch an Imaginary Fly Ball|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|It's sure been fun thinking it's 1953. But I should probably change outta this skirt.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Jasper! The War Board is comin' for ya! They know you've been posing as a girl to dodge the draft.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|They're gonna execute you, then send you to fight in the Pacific!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I gotta hide!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Heh-heh. It sure is fun being a little less senile than your friends.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baseball Jasper Hide|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Jasper, {{Ch|Franklin D. Roosevelt|FDR}} himself just rode into town! He's got a pair of six shooters, and he's hoppin' mad you've been dodging the draft!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|And he thinks you're the worst baseball player he's ever seen -- boy or girl.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|He's gonna charge you with high treason because you can't drive the ball to the opposite field! You'll get the firing squad for sure!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Then I've got mere moments to improve my swing!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baseball Jasper Swing Bat|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Good news, Jasperien! You caught a lucky break. FDR just got off the phone with Emperor Hirohito.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Turns out the Emperor is a huge fan of yours!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|FDR says that if you'll sign a few baseball cards for Japan's leader, this whole world war can be over by dinnertime.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Anything to get that gun-totin' New Deal-slingin' maniac off my back. To the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I sell baseball cards? That's odd. I never really noticed it was in the name of the store.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baseball Jasper Sign Autographs|60 minutes|the [[Android's Dungeon]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Abe, you're a true friend. If it weren't for you, FDR would have used my finger bones for cigarette holders.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|They'd be held between his teeth at a jaunty angle even as we speak!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|You old fool! I was just pulling your leg. FDR doesn't know you're a secret lady ballplayer.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You mean… I'm safe?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Far from it! Not so long as [[J. Edgar Hoover]] is crusading to root out cross-dressing from our major professional sports.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|They got G-men at every base, frisking anyone who scores a run!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Jasper Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I gotta get out of this uniform!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Baseball Jasper Get Changed|60 minutes|the [[Community Center]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the sports comedy ''{{W|A League of Their Own}}''.

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