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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Lugash-sthetics
|image = 
|level = 27
|update = {{TOCU|"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Lugash]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional = 
|previous = {{TOQP|The Cranky Man Can|3}}<br>{{TOQP|Milhouse FTW!|5}}
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''Lugash-sthetics''' is a premium temporary questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|If it isn't boy slug! You finally decide you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I'd actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Haha, good joke. Never joke about Dragomir again.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|So, you will come to Lugash's gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Bring it, chump. You heard me.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears|8 hours|[[Milhouse]]|[[Lugash's Gym]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|...48 ...49 ...50!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sick}}
{{TB|{{*}}Huff{{*}}... {{*}}wheeze{{*}} ... so ...tired ...feel like... vomiting.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium! The fun is not beginning yet!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|Good thing anger management make Lugash more understanding.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Instead of more pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal...}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say "meal?" Because I'm a big fan.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Get out. See Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm big-boned.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Enough chit-chat boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Kilometer? What's that? Do you mean mile?}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER! Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement!}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Hide from Lugash in Fear|24 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh look! Here is chubby American boy! Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry Lugash. I don't know what came over me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise.}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Put In Some Honest Effort|8 hours|[[Lugash's Gym]]|4}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|You doing well! Lugash almost proud. That closest Lugash ever get to actual proud. Okay, no rest, do again.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Lugash's exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Didn't he just sleep for 20 years?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yes. And that's why I'll be turning out the lights when I'm taking 'the new me' selfies for posting on SpringFace.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Post Selfies to SpringFace|60 minutes|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

[[Category:The Simpsons: Tapped Out episode tie-in quests]]