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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Too Much of a Good Thing
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|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Christmas 2013}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = 
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|event = yes
}}

'''Too Much of a Good Thing''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Christmas 2013}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from “Christmas” to “plain.”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And so much snow!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole “White Christmas” thing doesn’t really happen anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|There's a big crate outside our house addressed to “Resident.” Is that for us?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I don’t mean to brag, but… yeah, it’s true. Your old man is a “Resident.” Been one my whole life. It’s pretty sweet.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry we never told you you’re descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn’t want it to go to your head.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You’d naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what’s inside the crate.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Build the Present Depot}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Present Depot]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's a Christmas Tree… I think.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty/Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated “Naughty” for the last ten years.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“To rectify the situation, Claus Co. is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co. Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax.”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don’t! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that’s hilarious. Stupid nerds!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Presents|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They're full of gift cards…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They say they’re redeemable at a store called “Claus Co.”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Claus Co.? Never heard of them. But then again, there’s lots of things I’ve never heard of.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I’ve sure never heard of that thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let’s celebrate!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Make a Snowman|16 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Make Snow Angels|6 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Apu! Can I pay for stuff at your store with Claus Co. gift cards?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Do you think me a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I’ll take your mystery cards! I’d be a fool not to!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I’m rich! Rich, rich, rich!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|And I’ll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they’re poor! Poor, poor, poor!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there is one purchase I’ve been dreaming of. But it’s so totally indulgent…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows|12 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they’re miserable. Every last one of them.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesha. Because that’s just common sense.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I’s got more money than God!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he’s poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|This year I can buy something for all my kin.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|All my 1,549 siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, nieces and various combinations of the above.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Count Up Family Members|24 hours|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|What, so now everyone’s rich? Not just me? How is that fair?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|How am I gonna know I’m better than everyone else if I don’t have loads more money?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|How do you know about my gambling debts?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|You’ve been very frank about it in your act. It’s fertile comedic ground. I’m not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit|16 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I’ve only dreamed of!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast…}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I’m going to find another use for these cards.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What's the occasion?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you liked mom’s cooking.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I love it! And wherever we go, the food won’t measure up.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we’d rather not know exist.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I’m wonderful.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|All because they want some of my charming money.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And don’t forget -- the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I do like mazes…}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|To speed up the evening, I’d like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.}}
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, octuplets. Let’s go put another “Kids eat Free!” restaurant out of business!}}
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Even Jesus ate out once in a while toward the end.}}
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I hope they prepare my Possum tableside.}}
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.}}
{{THT|After sending Krusty |colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Gimme the most expensive item on the menu, smothered in melted the-second-most-expensive-item-on-the-menu.}}
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|If I’ve had enough whiskey, I’ll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.}}
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I will have the Soylent Green. And a bottle of your finest Slurm.}}
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I have never tasted un-turpentined wine.}}
{{THT|After sending Profesor Frink|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I am working on a nutricious, lab-grown, food-replacement powder that will render restaurants obsolete. Full disclosure.}}
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I’d like to watch “Strange Brew” with your coolest busboy.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.}}
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|There’s something magical about being served your food by your food.}}
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|I ENJOY PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|I’m pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn’t be happier.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Couldn’t be happier…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Moe]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Otto]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Marge]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Barney]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 11 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Moe’s is packed! This whole town is drunk!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We couldn’t afford it till now.  When money’s no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We’re all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homicides have ticked up. But when you’re drunk, it just doesn’t matter.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, horrible sobriety. I gotta make up for that!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|12}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it.}}
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives.}}
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Let’s all raise a glass of this sinful devil’s brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of -- hey! Where’s everybody going?}}
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|My Pappy had a saying: “Alkey-hall yum.” Words to live by.}}
{{THT|After sending Sideshow Mel|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|“For a quart of ale is a dish for a king!” -- [[William Shakespeare]]. “What he said!” -- Sideshow Mel}}
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I do some of my best mimeographing when I’m drunk.}}
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Hurry up! I can’t face mopping the boys bathroom sober.}}
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring.}}
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right?}}
{{THT|After sending Professor Frink|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure.}}
{{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife’s house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.}}
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool.}}
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!}}
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|That’s funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|It’s nice to know I haven’t been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Moe]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]] , [[Sideshow Mel]] , [[Brockman]], [[Wiggum]] , [[Luigi]], [[Krusty]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Quimby]], [[Marge]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 12 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve included an index at the back, and on page 45 you’ll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What the hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky’s the limit!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|When it’s free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones|6 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. Outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she’d look good in green…}}
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers.}}
{{THT|After sending Krusty|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I'll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.}}
{{THT|After sending Cletus |colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|No more diggin' in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!}}
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|If there’s a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I’ve never heard of it!}}
{{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
{{TB|Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient’s pulse.}}
{{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I’m the luckiest man on earth!}}
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I have no idea what real adults buy.}}
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I bet you think the concept of “loved ones” is totally foreign to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|If you’re so smart, why don’t you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow -- I’m taking copious notes.}}
{{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
{{TB|What is the inside of a store like?}}
{{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I need a gift for Lenny, but it’s so hard shopping for the man who has nothing.}}
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction.}}
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Moe]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Kang]], [[Smithers]], [[Kodos]], [[Moleman]], [[Carl]], [[Ned]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 13 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They’re bringing out the worst in all of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Thanks. Hey! This nog tastes like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe’s. Did you spike my drink?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No! Of course not! You’re a child! Now finish the glass. It’ll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don’t operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning of the Holidays|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 14 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it’s one of the wealthy’s best qualities.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don’t have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved ones. But as for me, sandwiches.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
{{TB|Whaaggub?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Overeat|8 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You heard me -- I’ll have the entire dessert cart.}}
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|America has taught me so much about overeating. Time to put it all into action.}}
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|The Bible says, “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you.” I’m just doing the Man Upstairs' work.}}
{{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|This will quite possibly kill me!}}
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, well there’s no commandment against eating till you puke, either.}}
{{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|My greatest gift as a newsman? All my weight gain occurs below desk-height.}}
{{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Cut everything with Metamucil and let God sort 'em out!}}
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I assume you have some sort of machine back there that supersizes meals? Run my French fries through it ten times.}}
{{THT|After sending Dr. Hibbert|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I’m still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.}}
{{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that’s my order: everything.}}
{{THT|After sending Sea Captain|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Thar be the white whale! …is what I’ll say next time I look in the mirror.}}
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Foolish humans! Your Cookies ‘n’ Cream is your only worthy creation!}}
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|EVERYTHING IS BETTER FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Grampa]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Brockman]], [[Agnes]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Duffman]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Moe]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Smithers]], [[Moleman]], [[Carl]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 15 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Another round, bartender!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Can’t… lift… another… mug.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Town… too alcoholic… for one bartender… to serve.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Drink Too Much|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|How much of this “beer” stuff do I have ta drink before I goes blind? Come on!}}
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|What day is it? Please include the month and year in your answer.}}
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|The Bible says, “Every boozy liquid that liveth shall be drink for you.” I’m paraphrasing, of course}}
{{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}BELCH!*}}
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I know a lot of people say this, but I totally pray better after a few drinks.}}
{{THT|After sending Maude|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Maude Icon}}
{{TB|Get a few beers in me, and I’ll haunt anything.}}
{{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Tap on somebody else! I’m drinking!}}
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn’t it?}}
{{THT|After sending Krabappel|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}}
{{TB|I just teach better with a crippling hangover.}}
{{THT|After sending Miss Springfield|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}BUURRPP* Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!}}
{{THT|After sending The Rich Texan|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|Anyone want to see what I’m like when I’m even less inhibited? No? Too bad!}}
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Your world is mine, just as soon as I escape from this phone/tablet device.}}
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|ME DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Maude]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Agnes]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Grampa]], [[Brockman]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Duffman]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 16 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also, 6 AM.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If we wait ‘til 7, we’ll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Stampede Stores|12 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s|12}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|My secret? I have very few teeth for my fellow rioters to knock out.}}
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|It will be some time before I realize I forgot my wallet.}}
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|My people were killing each other for no reason centuries ago!}}
{{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|A gentle breeze can leave me hospitalized. This will not end well.}}
{{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I’m a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I’m also a greedy dude with a gun.}}
{{THT|After sending Snake|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I look forward to robbing you in the parking lot.}}
{{THT|After sending Professor Frink|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I have created a computer model that predicts crowd flow, thus giving me a decided-- good glayvin! So much pushing!}}
{{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away.}}
{{THT|After sending Hank Scorpio|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|I love a good riot! Reminds me of my time at Guantanamo Bay. Great accommodations, terrible meal plan.}}
{{THT|After sending Herman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I'll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.}}
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|You people are worse than Arcturians on Gaarn the Merciless-mas. FYI, that is a dire insult!}}
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|ALL YOUR DVD PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Cletus]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Wiggum]], [[Snake]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Otto]], [[Kang]], [[Smithers]], [[Kodos]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Herman]], [[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Duffman]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 17 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We’re falling apart!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn’t meant to last forever?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It’s the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time -- that’s Gluttony.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We lie around drinking all day -- that’s Sloth!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We fight each other to buy everything in sight -- Greed!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That’s only three sins. Four more to go -- including some of the funnest ones!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wrath, Lust, Pride-- ooh, and Envy! Let’s not pull the plug until I’ve had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 18 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|They’re destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, look at that! We’ve never had a Flanders-led mob before.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|When you’ve run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons|8 hours|{{TOG|Gome Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|My best bloodhound took one whiff of Homer’s scent and died.}}
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|We’re gonna mess you up, neighboreenos!}}
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, it’s grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.}}
{{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, find the Simpsons! They’re the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?}}
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I’d like to focus my hunting on Bart.}}
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Stop the runners before they reach Sanctuary! SUCCESSFUL MOVIE REFERENCE!}}
{{THT|After sending Fat Tony|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|I’d be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.}}
{{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, “when in Rome”…}}
{{THT|After sending Suzanne the Witch|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}}
{{TB|I could cast a spell to find them, but it seems more efficient to do random building searches.}}
{{THT|After sending Drederick Tatum|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon}}
{{TB|Ten years of intensive anger management classes, down the drain.}}
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|I have a Class Four Human Hunting License. Why am I not in charge?}}
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|ALL HUMANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!!!}}
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Who'd have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich big shots to regular, poor losers.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, why are we doing this again?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh. Yeah, I knew that… So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Hunt for the Simpsons" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Carl]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Apu]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Moe]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 19 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Claus Co. is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm…. There’s some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, …” Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company’s!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They’re almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The same devices upon which people play freemium games!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anyone who’d waste their time on that junk deserves whatever’s coming to them.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Read Fine Print|12 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 20 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co. gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should -- by gathering with family and friends.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co. prizes before five weeks is up!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Presents|50}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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