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Season 23 Episode Quotes
502 "How I Wet Your Mother"
503
"Them, Robot"
"Beware My Cheating Bart" 504


Bart: Hey, Dad, can we play?
Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
Milhouse Van Houten: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

Homer: That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
Homer: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.

Mr. Burns: Meet the future masters of the human race!

Homer: So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.

Ned Flanders: Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.
Season 23 Quotes
The Falcon and the D'ohman Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts Treehouse of Horror XXII Replaceable You The Food Wife The Book Job The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Holidays of Future Passed Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson The D'oh-cial Network Moe Goes from Rags to Riches The Daughter Also Rises At Long Last Leave Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart‎ How I Wet Your Mother Them, Robot Beware My Cheating Bart‎ A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again The Spy Who Learned Me Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda Lisa Goes Gaga