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Moonshine River/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
508 "Lisa Goes Gaga"
509
"Moonshine River"
"Treehouse of Horror XXIII" 510


[Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]
Jenny: Eat my shorts!
[Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]
Darcy: Drop dead.
[Darcy shuts the door cuts to Gina's cell. Gina opens the cell]
Gina Vendetti: Eat fist jerk!
[Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]
[Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]
Nikki McKenna: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss.
[Bart kisses Nikki.]
Nikki: Inappropriate!
[Bart faces the opposite direction.]
Nikki: I miss you!
[Bart walks towards Nikki.]
Nikki: Stalker!
[Bart runs off.]
Nikki: Save me!

[Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]
Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?
Bart: No, sir!
Cletus: Prove it!
Bart: A, B, C -
Cletus: Alright, alright, you convinced me Einstein!

[Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]
Homer: "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train