The Wreck of the Relationship/Quotes

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	Season 26 Episode Quotes
← 553 "Clown in the Dumps"	554 "The Wreck of the Relationship"	"Super Franchise Me" 555 →

Homer: You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking, lemons, Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money, and this boat!

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Marge: They've been at it all night.

Lisa: I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside.

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Homer: Marge, I want you—my wife—to draft my fantasy football team.

Marge: I-I don't really know that much about the...

Homer: My team name is "Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe" and my password is "Annoyed Grunt." Draft with God, honey.

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Marge: This has got to stop. If you don't go to work, you're going to get fired.

Homer: I can get another job. Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a Southern anything.

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Bart: Hey, lame ass, Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat.

Homer: I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses!

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Homer: Brief Nudityyyy!!

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