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John Updike

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This article is about the character. For the guest star, see John Updike.
John Updike
John Updike (character).png
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Hair: White
Occupation: Author
First appearance: "Insane Clown Poppy"
Voiced by: Himself


John Updike is an American author.

History[edit]

During the Festival of Books, Krusty was signing autographs for kids on his new book, Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God. The book was written by John Updike and was only 20 pages long. Due to this, Krusty considered book writing a scam and treated John badly. When one of the kids in the queue line, Sophie, told Krusty she was his daughter, the clown could not believe it and Updike made fun of it. Krusty answered John back telling him to shut up.

Appearances[edit]