Identifying the 21 Types of Lazy Men (and Women)

Identifying the 21 Types of Lazy Men (and Women) is Homer Simpson's list of types of lazy people, as represented by various Springfieldians.

List of Types

Type Character Quote The Burned-Out Broad Lurleen Lumpkin Making a comeback is hard work. It takes plenty of alcohol. Buy me a drink? The Procrastinator Comic Book Guy I'll get to the inventory, right after I blog my top twenty-five reasons why Batman cannot possibly be gay. The Minimum Wage Slave Squeaky-voiced teen I remember the anticipation when I would ask, "Do you want fries with that?" What would the answer be? Somehow the thrill is gone. The Idle Wastrel Chester Lampwick Life's too short to eat bad hobo chili. The Shiftless Ne'er-Do-Well Snake Jailbird I need a job where I can work at home in my pajamas. Hmm ... Identity theft? The Somnolent Sluggard Abraham Simpson «ZZZZZZ» What th--?! Hey, put my show back on! I was just resting my eyes! «ZZZZZZZZZ» Mr. Toasty Otto Mann Hey, man, don't Bogart that Twinkie. The Malodorous Malingerer Barney Gumble Did I wash this shirt yesterday, or was it one of those other things in the past that ends with the word "day"? The Supine Snacker Homer Simpson If I eat while lying on my back, I avoid the risk of falling and hurting myself when I start choking. The Plagiarist Krusty the Clown Hey, I didn't steal that joke! It was an homage! The Negative Racial Stereotype Bumblebee Man Taking a siesta is not lazy! It's a Mexican power nap! The Listless Layabout Lenny Leonard Meh. The Vagabond Lover Mayor Quimby I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... er, ah ... my wife, Mrs. Quimby ... not a single time! Lethargic Lad Milhouse Van Houten Mom says I've got an iron-poor attitude. Sgt. Shirker Chief Wiggum Chief to Headquarters: Hold all calls! I'm covering an assault in progress on a sloppy joe! The Bronze Beach Bum Kent Brockman I would put on sunscreen, but it tends to stain my Speedo. The Passive Salesperson Raphael I'm a salesman, not an inventory expert. When you find the item you're looking for, come see me and I will sell it to you. The Dilatory Dullard Cletus Spuckler Ah been workin' on a new catchphrase. It goes like this: "DUH!" Well, whaddaya think? The Insolent Slacker Jimbo Jones And proud of it! The Underachiever Bart Simpson Hey, he stole my line! Ol' Lazybones Matt Groening Let's do a Futurama episode where the whole universe takes a nap.

Appearances

• Book – Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness