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Faith Off/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
236 "Little Big Mom"
237
"Faith Off"
"The Mansion Family" 238


[Bart sings on the stage.]
Bart: Satan, eat my shorts!
I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, Ishalt did.
Neighbors cat I tried to neuter,
Took a whiz on the school's computer.
Sherri and Terri: He took a whiz, oh yes he did.
Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny.
Come on up and testify.
Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
Abe: My hip's misbehavin'.
[Bart kicks his cane away.]
Sherri and Terri: Testify!
Patty: Got a nicotine cravin'.
[Bart slaps the cigarette out of her mouth.]
Sherri and Terri: Testify!
Professor Frink: There's a cramp in my glavin'.
[Bart kicks Professor Frink in the back side.]
Bart: Testify!
Crowd: Testify! Testify!
Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek!
[Bart tosses Milhouse's glasses away.]
Bart: Now you'll get the girls you seek!
Sherri and Terri: We'll see you at make out creek!
Crowd: Bart's the boy of the hour.
He's got the power.
So raise your voice and don't be shy,
Tes-ti. . . Tes-ti. . .
Bart and Crowd: Tes-ti-fy!
Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter