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Behind the Laughter/Quotes

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Season 11 Episode Quotes
247 "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
248
"Behind the Laughter"
"Treehouse of Horror XI" 249


Bart: The funniest stuff came right out of real life. [flashes back to shooting a scene with Homer]
Homer: Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
Bart: Cowabunga, dude!
Director: And... cut!
Bart: Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life. Your script sucks!
Homer: Why you little... [begins to angrily strangle him]
Director: Hey, that's funny! [the two stop, then Homer and Bart continue with a fake strangling as they make mock grunting and gagging noises]
Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.

Narrator: The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan.

Homer: It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist!

Narrator: Marge put together a night club act..
Marge: [singing] I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!
Marge: So the next time you see a sheriff, shoot him [audience gasps] A smile! Goodnight!
Backup Singers: She didn't do it! She didn't do it!

Ozzy Osbourne: Right and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!

Marge: Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry onscreen.
Homer: Every day I thought about firing Marge... you know, just to shake things up.

Homer: I want to set the record straight: [slowly] I thought the cop was a prostitute.
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter