Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Christmas 2013 content update"
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns.png|150px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns.png|150px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Ebenezer [[Mr. Burns|Burns]]}} | {{TB|Ebenezer [[Mr. Burns|Burns]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns New Character.png|370px]]</ | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns New Character.png|370px]]<br />'''Community Prize''':<br/> {{GiftCard|625,000,000}}}} |
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Ned SantaSuit.png|150px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Ned SantaSuit.png|150px]]}} | ||
{{TB|Santa Flanders}} | {{TB|Santa Flanders}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yee-haw! Look at all this money! | + | {{TB|Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!}} |
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And | + | {{TB|And I'll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they're poor! Poor, poor, poor!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.}} | {{TB|Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.}} | ||
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{{TB|Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?}} | {{TB|Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, there is one purchase | + | {{TB|Well, there is one purchase I've been dreaming of. But it's so totally indulgent...}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|62}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|62}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.}} | {{TB|Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But | + | {{TB|If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they're miserable. Every last one of them.}} |
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!}} | {{TB|Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesh. Because | + | {{TB|Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesh. Because that's just common sense.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|47}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|47}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|I's got more money than God!}} | {{TB|I's got more money than God!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and | + | {{TB|I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he's poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This year I can buy something for all my kin.}} | {{TB|This year I can buy something for all my kin.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What, so now | + | {{TB|What, so now everyone's rich? Not just me? How is that fair?}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.}} | {{TB|I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|How am I gonna know | + | {{TB|How am I gonna know I'm better than everyone else if I don't have loads more money?}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!}} | {{TB|In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!}} | ||
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{{TB|How do you know about my gambling debts?}} | {{TB|How do you know about my gambling debts?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You've been very frank about it in your act. | + | {{TB|You've been very frank about it in your act. It's fertile comedic ground. I'm not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8" which is to "Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|70}} and {{XP|135}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8" which is to "Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|70}} and {{XP|135}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas | + | {{TB|Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I've only dreamed of!}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.}} | {{TB|Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.}} | ||
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{{TB|Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...}} | {{TB|Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think | + | {{TB|Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I'm going to find another use for these cards.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9" which is to "Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|72}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9" which is to "Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{GiftCard|72}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!}} | {{TB|Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|What's the occasion?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!}} | {{TB|The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I thought you liked | + | {{TB|I thought you liked mom's cooking.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I love it! And wherever we go, the food | + | {{TB|I love it! And wherever we go, the food won't measure up.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals | + | {{TB|It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we'd rather not know exist.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends | + | {{TB|Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I'm wonderful.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|All because they want some of my charming money.}} | {{TB|All because they want some of my charming money.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And | + | {{TB|And don't forget — the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I do like mazes...}} | {{TB|I do like mazes...}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Come on, octuplets. | + | {{TB|Come on, octuplets. Let's do put another “Kids eat Free!” restaurant out of business!}} |
{{THT|After sending Cletus's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Cletus's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|To speed up the evening, | + | {{TB|To speed up the evening, I'd like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.}} |
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|There's something magical about being served your food by your food.}} |
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I'd like to watch “Strange Brew” with your coolest busboy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | ||
{{TB|For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.}} | {{TB|For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.}} |
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If I had enough whiskey, | + | {{TB|If I had enough whiskey, I'll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.}} |
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I | + | {{TB|I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn't be happier.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.}} | {{TB|No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.}} | ||
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{{TB|Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!}} | {{TB|Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|We couldn't afford it till now. When | + | {{TB|We couldn't afford it till now. When money's no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homocides have ticked up. But when | + | {{TB|We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homocides have ticked up. But when you're drunk, it just doesn't matter.}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, sobriety. I gotta make up for that!}} | {{TB|I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, sobriety. I gotta make up for that!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!}} | {{TB|Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!}} | ||
− | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build | + | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer ''(x12)''". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} |
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex- | + | {{TB|Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife's house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.}} |
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Let's all raise a glass of this sinful devil's brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of — hey! Where's everybody going?}} |
{{THT|After sending Professor Frink|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Professor Frink|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I do some of my best mimeographing when | + | {{TB|I do some of my best mimeographing when I'm drunk.}} |
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hurry up! I | + | {{TB|Hurry up! I can't fact mopping the boys bathroom sober.}} |
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!}} | {{TB|It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!}} | ||
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{{TB|Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.}} | {{TB|Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 | + | {{TB|I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you'll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Bart, | + | {{TB|Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.}} | {{TB|Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What they hey! This year, there is no budget! The | + | {{TB|What they hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky's the limit!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!}} | {{TB|When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Cletus |colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Cletus |colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No more | + | {{TB|No more diggin' in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!}} |
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a | + | {{TB|Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient's pulse.}} |
{{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. outside the box, if you will. I wonder if | + | {{TB|Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she'd look good in green...}} |
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Krusty|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Krusty|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.}} |
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I bet you think the concept of “loved ones” is totally foreign to me.}} | {{TB|I bet you think the concept of “loved ones” is totally foreign to me.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If | + | {{TB|If you're so smart, why don't you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow — I'm taking copious notes.}} |
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If | + | {{TB|If there's a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I've never heard of it!}} |
{{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. | + | {{TB|My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I'm the luckiest man on earth!}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, Lisa, | + | {{TB|Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Something | + | {{TB|Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They're bringing out the worst in all of us.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.}} | {{TB|Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thanks. Hey! This nog taste like Dad smells when he comes home from | + | {{TB|Thanks. Hey! This nog taste like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe's. Did you spike my drink?}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No! Of course not! | + | {{TB|No! Of course not! You're a child! Now finish that glass. It'll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don't operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning Of The Holidays". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13" which is to "Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning Of The Holidays". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.}} | {{TB|Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think | + | {{TB|Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it's one of the wealthy's best qualities.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you | + | {{TB|Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don't have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.}} | {{TB|Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So | + | {{TB|Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that's my order: everything.}} |
{{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You heard me — | + | {{TB|You heard me — I'll have the entire dessert cart.}} |
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Foolish humans! Your Cookies | + | {{TB|Foolish humans! Your Cookies ‘n' Cream is your only worthy creation!}} |
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The Bible says, “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you.” | + | {{TB|The Bible says, “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you.” I'm just doing the Man Upstairs' work.}} |
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah, well | + | {{TB|Yeah, well there's no commandment against eating till you puke, either.}} |
{{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Tap on somebody else! | + | {{TB|Tap on somebody else! I'm drinking!}} |
{{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or | + | {{TB|Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn't it?}} |
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending The Rich Texan|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending The Rich Texan|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Anyone want to see what | + | {{TB|Anyone want to see what I'm like when I'm even less inhibited? No? Too bad!}} |
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{{TB|Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!}} | {{TB|Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sales? Dad, | + | {{TB|Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also 6 AM.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.}} | {{TB|If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Herman|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Herman|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. | + | {{TB|Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I'll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.}} |
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I'm also a greedy dude with a gun.}} |
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. | + | {{TB|Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We're falling apart!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts | + | {{TB|Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn't meant to last forever?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time — | + | {{TB|It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time — that's Gluttony.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We lie around drinking all day — that's Sloth!}} | {{TB|We lie around drinking all day — that's Sloth!}} | ||
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{{TB|That's only three sins. Four more to go — including some of the funnest ones!}} | {{TB|That's only three sins. Four more to go — including some of the funnest ones!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Wrath, Lust, Pride– ooh, and Envy! | + | {{TB|Wrath, Lust, Pride– ooh, and Envy! Let's not pull the plug until I've had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards". It takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards". It takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!}} | {{TB|They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, look at that! | + | {{TB|Hey, look at that! We've never had a Flanders-led mob before.}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|When | + | {{TB|When you've run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders", "Make Homer Hide from Springfielders", and "Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons ''(x12)''". It takes 8 and 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders", "Make Homer Hide from Springfielders", and "Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons ''(x12)''". It takes 8 and 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Fat Tony|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Fat Tony|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.}} |
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yes, find the Simpsons! | + | {{TB|Yes, find the Simpsons! They're the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?}} |
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'd like to focus my hunting on Bart.}} |
{{THT|After sending Suzanne the Witch|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Suzanne the Witch|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ah, | + | {{TB|Ah, it's grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.}} |
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.}} | {{TB|The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so | + | {{TB|Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|The same devices upon which people play freemium games!}} | {{TB|The same devices upon which people play freemium games!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Anyone | + | {{TB|Anyone who'd waste their time on that junk deserves whatever's coming to them.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19" which is to "Make Lisa Read Fine Print". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19" which is to "Make Lisa Read Fine Print". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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=== The Great Donut Caper === | === The Great Donut Caper === | ||
− | The Great Donut Caper is a two part gameplay between the December 22nd and December | + | The Great Donut Caper is a two part gameplay between the December 22nd and December 24. |
==== The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1 ==== | ==== The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1 ==== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
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{{TB|Woohoo! New Year's Day! All the snow is gone and- Hey!}} | {{TB|Woohoo! New Year's Day! All the snow is gone and- Hey!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Why's the snow still here? The holidays are OVER!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm ready for the next big thing. When is Valentine's Day anyway?}} | {{TB|I'm ready for the next big thing. When is Valentine's Day anyway?}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|He bought chairs and tables, though Grumples | + | {{TB|He bought chairs and tables, though Grumples aren't rich (and strangely are fond of mid-century kitsch)}} |
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|He painted and sanded, real manual labors And prayed that he | + | {{TB|He painted and sanded, real manual labors And prayed that he wouldn't get killed by his neighbors}} |
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And lo and behold! the neighbors were nice! Excepting, perhaps, the ones just to his right.}} | {{TB|And lo and behold! the neighbors were nice! Excepting, perhaps, the ones just to his right.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's not that the Simpsons were awful unfriendly It's just that they argued and yelled never-endly}} |
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But Simpson-y screaming made Grumple uptight}} | {{TB|But Simpson-y screaming made Grumple uptight}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on The Grumple's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If Grumple had bothered to tie up the baby | + | {{TB|If Grumple had bothered to tie up the baby He'd still be alive today, Grump-drumming, maybe}} |
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But Maggie was, after all, Mr. | + | {{TB|But Maggie was, after all, Mr. Burns' shooter, If you don't believe me, go ask your computer}} |
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The Grumple, he never had any idea That of all the Simpsons ( | + | {{TB|The Grumple, he never had any idea That of all the Simpsons (who're drawn in Korea)}} |
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The deadliest, | + | {{TB|The deadliest, shootin'-est one of them all Was Maggie, who shot his brains onto the wall}} |
{{Tapped Out The Grumple Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Grumple Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The | + | {{TB|The Grumple's last thought as life he did lose, Was “Grumple you, Simpsons! You Grumplety Groos!”}} |
{{THT|The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7" which is to "Make the Grumple Die cursing the Simpsons". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7" which is to "Make the Grumple Die cursing the Simpsons". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Xmas Narrator Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The Grumple has perished? You bought him with donuts! ( | + | {{TB|The Grumple has perished? You bought him with donuts! (We'll reanimate him, so you guys don't go nuts.)}} |
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|I'm thrilled to not wonder why you could possibly be doing this!}} | {{TB|I'm thrilled to not wonder why you could possibly be doing this!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now that | + | {{TB|Now that I'm no longer wondering, I have plenty of time to decorate!}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Holiday Trappings" which is to "Have Festive Decorations ''(x6)''". The player receives total {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Holiday Trappings" which is to "Have Festive Decorations ''(x6)''". The player receives total {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?}} | {{TB|Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Let's see: South Street Orphange… off! Sisters of Infinite Mercy… off! The Cratchit Family — shame about little Tim, but what are you going to do… off!}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!}} | {{TB|Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Excuse me, Spirit, but | + | {{TB|Excuse me, Spirit, but you're blocking the power turner-offer.}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity…}} | {{TB|Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity…}} | ||
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{{TB|Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past–}} | {{TB|Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past–}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No! No, spare me! | + | {{TB|No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then–}} | {{TB|Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then–}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss.}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Actually, | + | {{TB|Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, I | + | {{TB|Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message.}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
{{TB|…Are you being serious this time, or…}} | {{TB|…Are you being serious this time, or…}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until | + | {{TB|No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|275}} and {{XP|55}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|275}} and {{XP|55}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ebenezer, | + | {{TB|Ebenezer, let's skip the whole “Christmas past” thing and visit the modest home of one of your current employees.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again.}} | {{TB|Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again.}} | ||
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{{TB|Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame!}} | {{TB|Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Shame on me?! Have you seen this | + | {{TB|Shame on me?! Have you seen this man's attendance record?}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, uh, no. But I | + | {{TB|Well, uh, no. But I don't see how it's relevant.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|He's missed fifty-four days this year. Still want to call him my “faithful employee?” Think maybe the squalor could be self-inflicted?}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Huh. Well, you understand, I | + | {{TB|Huh. Well, you understand, I didn't have access to these records. Had I known–}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Idiot.}} | {{TB|Idiot.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Know what | + | {{TB|Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to redo the shift assignments so everyone has to work on Christmas. Just to annoy you.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3" which is to "Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3" which is to "Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Seriously, Ebenezer, | + | {{TB|Seriously, Ebenezer, I'm only trying to help here.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You can help by handing me that wrench.}} | {{TB|You can help by handing me that wrench.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Here you go. | + | {{TB|Here you go. It's just, from where I'm sitting, it seems like a few years of repenting is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven.}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's a solid deal, any way you look at it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Could you take a step back? | + | {{TB|Could you take a step back? You're blocking my light.}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway?}} | {{TB|Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You'll see.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Work on “The Weapon.”". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Work on “The Weapon.”". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Ebenezer Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Say, what is that thing | + | {{TB|Say, what is that thing you've built?}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm modifying the ghost vacuum from the Halloween update. Vacuuming is too good for you annoying creatures.}} |
{{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Christmas Spirit Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't like the sound of that.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ebenezer Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, you | + | {{TB|No, you shouldn't.}} |
{{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5" which is to "Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee… Wait, let Santa try to say that again.}} | {{TB|Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee… Wait, let Santa try to say that again.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly… Sorry. | + | {{TB|Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly… Sorry. I'll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow.}} |
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ho… ho… ho… There! I dum-doodily-did it!}} | {{TB|Ho… ho… ho… There! I dum-doodily-did it!}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> I need a new schtick.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> I need a new schtick.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll worry about that later. For now, there's Santa work to do!}} |
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!}} | {{TB|Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!}} | ||
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{{TB|Next stop on the Santa Express — church!}} | {{TB|Next stop on the Santa Express — church!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Church is | + | {{TB|Church is Santa's natural stomping grounds, after all.}} |
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born.}} | {{TB|Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ned, no offense, but | + | {{TB|Ned, no offense, but you're ruining Santa Claus for everyone.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|A super-Christian Santa is, well… a little creepy.}} | {{TB|A super-Christian Santa is, well… a little creepy.}} | ||
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{{TB|Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too.}} | {{TB|Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But | + | {{TB|But it's our deal!}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little carolling?}} | {{TB|Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little carolling?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, okay. But | + | {{TB|Well, okay. But I'm only singing the really religious carols. no “White Christmas” for this jolly old elf!}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carollin'". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3" which is to "Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carollin'". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Santa Flanders exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't get it. I've never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa?}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?}} | {{TB|Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?}} | ||
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{{TB|But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ...}} | {{TB|But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture ...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ooh! | + | {{TB|Ooh! That's the best part, am I right?}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And | + | {{TB|Well, no. Honestly, even I am a little weirded out. And I'm Christian. See what I mean?}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Maybe | + | {{TB|Maybe it's enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I mean, | + | {{TB|I mean, it's not really about that. It's about receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right?}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And | + | {{TB|And there's no better giver than Santa!}} |
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I suppose ...}} | {{TB|I suppose ...}} | ||
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{{TB|Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet.}} | {{TB|Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. | + | {{TB|Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We'll take what progress we can get, here, Santa.}} |
{{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa Flanders Icon}} | ||
{{TB|All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!}} | {{TB|All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!}} |
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The thirty-ninth content update, known as the Christmas 2013 Event, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a event which was released on December 10, 2013. The Currency in this event are Gift Cards and Gift Bags, and there will be 5 Community Prizes[1]
Contents
- 1 Characters
- 2 Buildings
- 3 Returning items
- 4 Prizes
- 5 Giveaway Wheel
- 6 Mechanics
- 7 Jobs that pay out gift cards
- 8 Gameplay
- 8.1 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1
- 8.2 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2
- 8.3 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 3
- 8.4 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 4
- 8.5 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5
- 8.6 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6
- 8.7 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7
- 8.8 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8
- 8.9 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9
- 8.10 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
- 8.11 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
- 8.12 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
- 8.13 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13
- 8.14 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
- 8.15 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
- 8.16 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
- 8.17 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17
- 8.18 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
- 8.19 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19
- 8.20 Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20
- 8.21 The Great Donut Caper
- 8.22 Christmas Bonus Payout
- 8.23 Righteous Indignation
- 8.24 The Grumple
- 8.24.1 How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1
- 8.24.2 How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2
- 8.24.3 How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3
- 8.24.4 How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4
- 8.24.5 How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5
- 8.24.6 How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6
- 8.24.7 How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7
- 8.25 Other quests
- 9 Prize Gameplay
- 9.1 Community Prizes
- 9.2 Personal Prizes
- 10 References
Characters
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Buildings
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Decorations
^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel.
Returning items
Several items from the Christmas 2012 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2012's event.
Buildings
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Decorations
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^The Simpson family snowmen can also be won from the Giveaway Wheel. ^^On Christmas Day, every player will be awarded with a free Reindeer.
Prizes
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Prizes were used once again in this event, the system working similarly to the Halloween 2013 event prize system.
Personal Prizes
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Once the player has received all prizes, they receive a free Spin Token for every 1,000 they acquire.
Community Prizes
Community Prizes was back again in this event, the system working similarly to the Halloween 2013, rewarding the players every billions they, overall, collect. There is five Community Prizes.
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Giveaway Wheel
The Giveaway Wheel is a prize wheel. A chance on the wheel costs a spin token and you can use the wheel after you have collected your first spin token. The wheel gives you one of ten prizes. You can only win prizes once. Once you have won all the prizes on a certain section of the wheel, it is replaced by 1,000 or gift cards.
Spin tokens can be earned four ways:
1. The Egg Nog Bar produces 1 spin token every 24 hours.
2. There is a slight chance of spin tokens appearing in gift bags and presents, similar to donuts appearing in ghosts during the Halloween 2013 event.
3. A spin token is awarded for every additional 1,000 the player collects after obtaining all the personal prizes.
4. Spin Tokens can be purchased for donuts: 1 spin token costs 10, 3 spin tokens costs 25, and 10 spin tokens cost 50.
Prizes
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Mechanics
Two new mechanics were added to the game. The first is a character locator. At the top left of the screen, there is a face of a character. Clicking on that will take you to the character. The face will then change to another character.
Second is an easier way to navigate through friends. When you're in a friend's Springfield, there are two arrows in the bottom left of the screen, one pointing left and one pointing right. Clicking these will take to the previous or next Springfield on your friends list.
Jobs that pay out gift cards
- Note: This list is incomplete.
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Gameplay
Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 1
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 2
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 3
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 4
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 5
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 6
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 7
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 8
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 9
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 13
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 17
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 19
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Too much of a Good Thing Pt. 20
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The Great Donut Caper
The Great Donut Caper is a two part gameplay between the December 22nd and December 24.
The Great Donut Caper Pt. 1
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The Great Donut Caper Pt. 2
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Christmas Bonus Payout
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A Bont of Friendship
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Righteous Indignation
Righteous Indignation Pt. 1
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Righteous Indignation Pt. 2
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Righteous Indignation Pt. 3
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Righteous Indignation Pt. 4
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The Grumple
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 1
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 2
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 3
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 4
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 5
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 6
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How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas Pt. 7
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Other quests
Holiday Trappings
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The Face of the Holidays
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Do Unto Others
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Prize Gameplay
Community Prizes
"Christmas" Totem
Christmas Clearance
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Ebenezer Burns
A Holiday Hymn Pt. 1
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A Holiday Hymn Pt. 2
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A Holiday Hymn Pt. 3
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A Holiday Hymn Pt. 4
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A Holiday Hymn Pt. 5
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The Yes Guy
Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4
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Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5
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Personal Prizes
Egg Nog Bar
Egg on Your Noggin'
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Dollars to Donuts
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Christmas Tree
Trees and Grettings
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Springfield Mall
Deck the Malls
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Elf Home
Better Than a Garden Gnome
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Springfield Skating Rink
B-List Stars on Ice
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Happy Eleves Ride
Not in Pandaland Anymore
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Plow King's Plow
Plowness Envy
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Santa Flanders
Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 1
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 2
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 3
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 4
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat Pt. 5
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Plow King
The Once and Future King Pt. 1
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The Once and Future King Pt. 2
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The Once and Future King Pt. 3
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The Once and Future King Pt. 4
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The Once and Future King Pt. 5
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Helter Shelter
Reset From the Wicked
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Mr. Costington
The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 1
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 2
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 3
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 4
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The Cost of Doing Business Pt. 5
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References
The Simpsons: Tapped Out
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Appearances • Buildings • Building and decoration groups • Characters • Character groups • Content Updates and gameplays • Daily Challenges • Dates • Decorations • Extras • Friend Points • Land Expansions • Quests • Quotes • References • The Store • Tap Ball
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